Viagra Question
 

So, I just saw another one of those viagra commercials, and they give the warning: "Erections lasting longer than 4 hours require immediate medical attention."

And now I'm curious: What is the treatment for this condition?

Rosie Naked

fat chicks.

They probably get Helga the 300 lb manly looking nurse to milk your prostate.

So I have this friend who has this problem

I heard that treatment involved patriotic undies...

1,200 lbs of burnin' love.

I believe the treatment is to get the blood extracted via syringe.

A friend of mine got her hands on a few viagara pills at a chemist she worked for (returns from deceased elderly people) and gave them to a couple of her male friends to "try out", of whom I happened to be one. I wasn't aware of the fact that; a) you shouldn't take a whole pill, and b) an erection over 4 hours is dangerous.

After hearing later that syringe is the "treatment" for this potentially serious problem, I'm eternally grateful that my 8 hour stiffy didn't cause me to take a trip to the emergency room...

See, what they do is tie you down to the bed naked. Then, you hear the doorknob jiggle and your mother's voice from behind the door.

If that doesn't solve it, you've got serious issues.

:eek:

It hurts just thinking about it.

Danger Will Robinson, danger.

Could you imagine if there was a pill that you took to curb a hard-on? Go out to bars and find the biggest douche picking up girls there, slip one in his Long Island, and wait until he takes a girl out to this car. Then emerge from the shadows and laugh an evil laugh. Maybe we could even do a reality show with it....Ashton pops out from under the bed after a failure, and says "You just got SOFTEE'D!"

No? Hey...where'd everyone go?

What?!?!

I don't know whether to be shocked that a chemist just happened to let you try some out, knowing damn well what the consequences would be (Man, imagine taking one and figuring you would take a trip to the store) or whether to be shocked that you have to have a syringe treatment. That sounds like it would do more damage than the pill (at least psychologically. Argh!)

I should state that she wasn't actually a chemist, but a 19 year old chemist assistant/check-out chick, but I agree, she shouldn't have been allowed to get her hands on the pills. But she was from a place called Newcastle, and any Aussies who have spent much time there will understand that things work a little differently there. ;)

Any girl who wouldn't be willing to toss a few viagra a friend's way is no friend of Bob Dole.

Nice font...it was not only informational, it was also a puzzle!

Anyway, now I get the "Mr. Burns Salt Peter Chili" joke from the simpsons episode where Homer tries to find his soul mate....

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Heyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

I figured they wanted you to see your doctor just so he could laugh at you.

If she was responsible for getting you in the situation, the least she could have done is to try to get you back out of it.

DING DING DING!








for 8 freakin hours...gah she'd be raw....

Actually, the treament can vary depending upon the cause, but the diagnosis of the cause almost always involves taking some blood from the penis and treatment usually involves injecting medication into the penis. Not fun at all, and priapism that is untreated can lead to permenant loss of function.

Is that the medical term for a lengthy erection?

eaglefan kinky talk

my suggestion is to slap a cold trout on it.

Oh baby, you give me a priapism.

Yes.

Are we talking time or size because I'm lacking in both areas...errrr, I mean my friend is lacking in both areas.

Priapism refers to any erection that lasts for longer than 4 hours which is a medical emergency due to the potential for loss of future ability to have an erection.

So, less than 5 minutes is normal?

Phewf.

Seriously...I can't imagine sitting around with wood for an hour let alone 4 or more...that is crazy. Heck, I don't even know why you'd want to even try.

This reminds me to sue an accountant I know.

How long are these bowling events? You could sue the PBA too.

You bastard.

What's the medical term for hung like a donkey?

Is a donkey hung well? Or does a donkey have a tiny penis? I really don't know.

I believe a donkey is considered a well-endowed animal. Or is it "hung like a mule?"

Eaglesfan27...a little help here?

Isn't it "hung like a horse"?

In which case another example of where getting a horse might work.

Your first inclination was right.

We should have a thread dedicated to a listing of the uses of a horse.

Hey, whatever happened to QOTM?

I think mule or horse works. Either way, A-Rod would ruin the Red Sox.

What if he came riding in on a horse?

I see A-Rod as more of a Shetland Pony-type

he's too thick for a pony

Uhh... which thickness.

settle down or I'll have eaglefan talk sexy to you

thanks, thanks a lot.