IF YOU LIKE TO PLAY FOF WITHOUT PANTS ON...
 

The Front Office Football League has an ownership opening effective at the end of this regular season (next week). The new owner would take control of a well-run stable franchise (with full renaming rights, if desired).

We are looking for active, experienced owners that will pay attention to their team and don't mind a briskly paced schedule.

Established FOFC members are given extra consideration.

Oh and be twisted and infantile, k thx.

Advantages of FOFL

- great owners, including well-known FOF strategists QuikSand, Daimyo, Fritz, cuervo72, SkyDog, Fonzie and many others.

- long-term league moving into its 14th season.

- briskly paced schedule that sims three games per week and moves through the offseason without any downtime.

- great web site designed by 34 productions and supported by a top notch forum and daychat lounge.

- cutting edge database-driven pages for players, teams and staff written by database programming wiz cuervo72.

- a host of draft tools, including combine reports, historical draft data and a customized on-line draft tool (licensed from VPI Industries).

Sounds pretty great, huh? Plus it is scientifically proven that we get more groupie sex than any other fake football league in existence.

Interested?

Please send a PM to Subby via the FOFL or FOFC boards. There is no application process required.

F'n elitist.

About the staff pages anyway...not up-to-date because interrogator doesn't export that info yet. It's still hidden, deep in the mines of South Africa.

Is that you, Ronnie?

So, in other words, it happened once? :D

He mistook his dogs tongue during a nap as a groupie

i'm interested. am i banned from elitist leagues/leagues involving people with no sense of humor or backbone? k bye.

Did somebody say sans pants?

Take off your pants and jacket?

I'd be interested if I ever learned how to handle 2 different leagues... it's bye week in the GEFL and I've got that itch. Scratch it Subby

Batch files are your friends!

(so says the owner of IHOF's "Beaumont (TX) Vigilantes")