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John Daly has the early US Open lead!

commence time warp!

He's still alive?

And playing in the US Open currently. He's amazing.

he finished the first round in the lead at -3. There are still a bunch of people on the course. But this bodes well for the big guy, since this course, with all of its doglegs, wasn't supposed to favor the monster drivers.

eh


IT'S NOT THE US OPEN

eh, PGA Championship

I was gonna say "what? The Open? huh?"

Besides, he's still got three days to meltdown and shoot 84 and take himself out of contention. Not that I'd mind seeing him win another major.

I want to see him win it with a cigarette hanging from his his mouth and holding an half empty beer can. It would be the greatest final putt of all time!

+1

I hope he still has the lead after the 3rd round and Rory Sabbatini says he looks beatable. Daly then proceeds to chug-a-lug a bottle of Jack ala Bluto Blutarski, topping it off by smashing it over Rory's head. Daly then goes on to break Kim Jong-Il's 18 hole record in the final round.

I generally agree, but I'm an optimist. I want to see him win it with a half full beer can.

clearly he has yet to go to the casino. I am sure after he is there all night tonight he will have a bad round tomorrow

I hope the PGA Championship trophy is shaped like some sort of receptacle.