Work rant
 

:mad:

Ok, for those who don't know, I work for a group of hotels. There is a certain amount of shit that I am required to take, being that I deal with customers. But Mr. BRYAN EDWARD SULLIVAN of Olton, Tx, HAS GONE WAY OVER THE LINE!!!!!

This is the third time in my life I've called 911. First time was to report a traffic accident. Second time was when my neighbor called me and told me somebody was breaking in to my house.

I mean, seriously, when somebody asks you to leave, nicely, offering to refund all charges, your response is to TAKE A SWING AT THEM????

You could have taken him.

But yeah, that's a funny way to respond.

Maybe, but I kinda doubt it. This guy was pretty large.

dola

My tummy hurts. Motherfucker.

He swung at your tummy?

No, he swung at my NOSE.

Then why does your tummy hurt?

I am susceptible to stress-based stomach pain.

Just because I am curious...

What was his issue that he got so pissed off?
Didn't like the breakfast? Not enough of those little shampoos in his room?

Ohhh. That sucks. :(

I got some folks out that direction. We'll talk when he gets back home - he still living on RR #1?

Didn't like the water pressure in the shower. Also didn't like the "spics" giving him attitude. Wanted to stay for free.

The address I have for him is 581 CR 299, Olton TX, 79064.

I just signed him up for 144 different junkmail things. He'll have enough to light a fire with daily or years.

I love you.

You know if you keep treating him like that, he'll never want to come back to your establishment.

:)

Oh, yeah, I just figured he was pissed about his Zenith.

Thanks to JimGa's mad Google skilz we got all the Zenith's back up.

If this is where he lives, he might just know something about water pressure. Either that, or crop circles.

http://maps.google.com/maps?q=581+Co...&t=k&z=14&om=1

Dear Texas,

Stuff grows on the corners of property.

Dear New Jersey,

Center pivot irrigation produces higher yield per acre-foot of water than drip or flood irrigation does. Land is plentiful. Water is not. ;)

Eh.. he was just trying to put on a realllly big shoooow for you.

Stay behind the counter man! Working hotel nights as much as I have, I've had crazies reach for me before, but have been fortunate to always be behind very wide counters. One guy tried to hit my hand with his(I think thats what he was trying to do) and in his drunken rage nearly broke his hand on the marble.

god I hope thats true

While this thread has lots of goodies, this is my favorite so far. :D

SI

I hope you remembered to sign him up with NAMBLA.