How long would you go without play?
 

Note: I was actually going to post this with a different title which I had not come up with, but the title was laid out perfectly for a parody, of which this is sort of a pseudo-parody with real intentions.

How long would you go without getting any action?

I had to laugh tonight. There is this guy at work who is constantly complaining about how he never gets laid and would take any woman who presented him the opportunity. Tonight he mentioned an ex girlfriend and I asked how long it had been... "Too long." was the reply. How long actually was too long? Last weekend! I fell out laughing... This guy got some trim just over a week ago and is crying about how long it's been! How long since his previous encounter? April!

He didn't believe me when I told him that I had him beat... and the race wasn't even close!

So how long is it before you'd get to the point of needing some?

I think it's funny that a female friend of mine recently told me "We need to get you laid." When your friends are more concerned about it than you are... :D

A+ :D

What time is it?

I'm a sexual camel

I usually wait until after the boff to light up a cig, but to each his own.

Longest I ever went was about 5-6 months after I broke up with my longterm gf. By the end of that time I had given up any pretension of standards and was willing to bang the first girl that was willing

I guess normally I can probably go for a few weeks to a month without it and not care too much, but after that "Hunter Mode" switches on whenever I'm out at night, and I look for prey like some wild animal with no control over his natural instinct to spread his seed in as many hosts as possible.

One question before I answer the question seriously...where do blowjobs fall?

They definately count. A BJ means you tried and wanted to get play, but had to settle. Well, that's what they mean to me.

How big are your humps?

28 years and counting. :P

36DD, I never have to leave the house!

Spain my man, Spain!

What year is it?

1984.

The weird thing is that Izulde is 32 years old.

April. Hah!

Longest I ever went was close to five years.

I should mention that my attention span with women lasts about as long as it takes one to open her mouth and start blabbing away...

LOL!

Not sure if this is going the way of a semi-serious discussion or a joke thread, but I will weigh in. I find that the time my mind can go without sex is related to recent activity. In college I had trouble going more than a couple of weeks, but for the last few years I would go 4-5 months at a time. Now recently I just broke up with a women who I had been with almost daily for 4 months and while it has only been 3 weeks since the break up you would think that it has been 10 years. So I think it definitely ties in to what you have most recently been getting. Sometimes I wonder (seriously) if I may have been better off without the summer fling. :confused:

I have learned that since you can't change the past, you can still learn from it. If you went thru something such as the "summer fling" that you wish you wouldn't have, try to avoid it next time. I say "try," because a nice ass has a way of making us forget what we should and should not do!

Going way back to H.S. I was awful with girls. Then I got a girl from a different school who was friggin' HOT! I eventually dumped her when it was well past its expiration date and settled into a loose pattern of meet someone, get sick of her in four months, four months alone, meet someone, get sick of her in four months...

Then it all changed.

I had a period where I just didn't give a damn. I would rap to every woman I saw who was attractive. If I didn't see any real potential I sometimes told them I was married. I didn't care if the women cried or whatever... that was their problem. I did very well... Too well...

I got bored.

Then I decided that I needed a break and to start respecting women as I would hope someone may one day respect my daughter.

I found that most women take respect as a sign of disinterest.

I had one decent relationship in my life, then that ended and I rebounded with one that had so much baggage her name should have been Samsonite.

Now I am just bitter, jaded and a bit lonely. My interest in most women I try talking to lasts less than it took to type this, then I just say "fuck it."