Bonds in trouble again
 

hxxp://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0816071riches1.html

Make sure to check out the 4th page.

I particularly like point 8 on page 5. :D

Im sure I'm stating the obvious, but seems like that guy has a serious mental illness.

ok, "batman and identity robbin" is FUCKING GENIUS

You're not kidding. At first I thought he was just a cheat, but to find out now that Bonds sold drugs to nuns and benchpresses people for kicks, he clearly must be insane.

Winner! :D

:D

I'm starting to like Bonds. :P

I knew it! The rular speed of those nuns had to be artificially enhanced when I was in school!

Actually, I'm pretty sure he does this as a joke.

He has a new one filed yesterday with Lebron James, Michael Vick, Wayne Gretzky, Michael Jordan, Joe Montana, Tony Montana, Mickey Mantle, and Allen Iverson as defendants. His claims include: "just yesterday Mickey Mantle tried to get JC Penny's store credit in my name," "I dunked over Mr. Jordan in high school," "James took out a car loan in my name in 2003 to buy a hummer," "I caught defendants with gas cans along I-70, "defendants broke into Watergate in the 1970s," and "defendants fought in the Battle of Hastings 1066 with the Duke of Normandy."

It takes a special kind of insane inmate to file a lawsuit referencing the Battle of Normandy.

Damnit, somebody needs to take history away from these inmates. They should have history deprived lives, if I hear him talk about his Magna Carta rights once, I will explode.

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...5&postcount=34

see the Vick thread on this

The Magna Carta itself was actually one of 57 pages worth of defendants he named in a complaint last year.

This guy is hilarious. I like to hope I'd be sane enough to file these claims as a prisoner. :D

Well he did sue the ACLU :)