Haircut Day is Not the Best Day
 

It was haircut day. My hair, not requiring much in the way of skill or finesse, is taken care of by the folks at Sport Clips, primarily due to the fact that it's a minute away. My instructions are basically as such "like you see, except shorter". Basically, the sides get clippers, the top is scissored. Usually they store this info in their computer, but they got a new system, and so everything's gone.

No familiar faces working today, so I get New Girl. Bad omen.

New Girl proceeded to get batshit insane with the clippers, go WAY too high on the sides, and, long story short, thanks to that fuckup my hair is essentially buzzed.

Grr.

did she at least have nice hooters that she stuck in your face while cutting your bangs?

At least we know what you look like now, gotta stick with Supercuts Bro ;)

Sports clips is terrible, I'll never go back there. It's Custom Cuts for me. ;)

I mean, how hard is a 1-4?

Did you get the hot towel treatment? The back and neck massage?

sport clips owns. anyplace that has a computer entry for how i want my hair done, i sit down and they look at the printout and cut my hair without me having to explain anything, im THRILLED WITH.

Nope, just a screwed up haircut.

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You guys need to start going to barbershops. There are WAY too many disgruntled/unqualified workers in those "supercuts, hair cuttery,etc" type places to risk getting your hair cut by anyone there.

Who the hell goes to boutique haircut places. Be a real man and go to a real barber.

Damn straight

SI

Shaving cream and a razor baby, shaving cream and a razor!

Sweet. My evil plan worked.

I haven't had a haircut in 5 and a half months. I love life.

I go to my barber.

He rules.

This is why I cut my own hair.

One year Dad decided he was going to save money on haircuts, so he bought an electric haircutter kit. At first everything went fine, but then he gave us haircuts. They were horrible. Then everything seemed to be going fine for a while, but then he gave us haircuts again. So I guess, mostly, it was a good idea.

I finally buzzed it to the scalp for the first time a couple weeks back. Wish I'd done it five years ago.