I feel...
 

He placed his hands upon my chest. He pressed firmly, causing a slight pain. I was fully aware that breast cancer can be a male problem as well, but had never had a breast exam before. Upon the completion of being felt up he hit me with a question I had no problem saying no to, since I am only 34 I have never had a prostate exam. "Roll onto your side and curl up in a ball." :eek:

Afterwards he gives me a box of kleenex and tells me to wipe. I stared for a moment at the box and wondered how without looking at my face he knew there were tears. Oh... wipe there... A strange thing to do with someone in the room...

I feel like I need to take a good dump and get it out of my system.

Using the whole fist there, doc?

I'm getting wood just thinking about it.

err....

You're gonna love the colonoscopy.

"Get your hand out of my ass, Doc, I'm not a Muppet!"

You feel?! Think about what he had to feel! :D

I remember the first time that happened to me. I had gone in for my checkup, and this Doogie Howser type tells me I need a prostate exam. This is back when I was in my mid 20's(!). I gotta tell you, I was a little shocked... and it was the last time I ever went to that fucking dentist, I can tell you that.

Nice! :D

moon river

So it is safe to assume you died alittle inside after that ordeal.

I die a little inside every day.

That is some what depressing to hear. Guess I am the same as well because I hate my 9-5 job.

Classic

your anus looking good in preseason.

And to think, I just made a Fletch reference talking to my wife about 15 minutes ago before reading this :D

SI

I'd like it noted that 'moon river' is the second and clearly inferior Fletch reference in this thread, you novices.

{runs away crying}

Well, it was all from the same scene. Like one big thread continuation.

SI

it was either moon river or babar with 2 b's but not together