I need an 85 year old
 

Good God this is possibly the most depressing thing I've read in a long time.


Many Older Americans Have Active Sex Lives



http://health.msn.com/centers/mensex...8352&GT1=10311




Sigh.

I'm curious. What do you find depressing about this?

(yes, I know this sets up for an Bucc Is Old joke, but I'm serious)

I think the depressing part was that the 85 year old is getting more sex than KWhit...

That old geezers like you get it more often than I do.

Yep, I saw this too, on NBC news. One of the experts/researchers said something to the effect that rates on the whole for the study weren't too far off from the average for younger couples - about two to three times a week. Right...two to three a week.

/lets out a long exhale

Understood.

So are you available Friday night?

[TMI alert]

No, really. I had not believed it when it was told me years ago, but I am finding that sex is getting better.

[/TMI alert]

No, you recall that I have long hair and I have to wash it Friday night.

No, you're just forgetting what it used to be like back in the day.

THis thread turned out as hot as I hoped it would.

FWIW, I'm finding some interesting things in one of the linked articles as well:

http://health.msn.com/centers/mensex...ntid=100161792

I'm going to continue to assume that my parents haven't had sex since the late 70s, if that's cool.

Psssst...

Your dad's a tiger in the sack.

You can't think of it out of context. Remember, those in their teens think folks your age having sex is weird. ;)

"", except 80's

I hope I'm still banging away when I'm that old.

seems to me when you get to 85 you should be banging everything. I mean what is there to worry about by then. free love should reign.

Chuck Farley likes his women to be older. Oh yeah!

I agree with this. Hell, I'm only 30, and I've already banged a manila folder, two three-ring binders, an empty three-liter Pepsi bottle, a window screen, and stapler.

I need a new job.

Who knew Staples had a red light district?

Didn't go for the ebony folder yet?

dola,

And I bet this is why Bob Barker retired.

Uh, you have to start banging away first

oh snap

I passed on this joke for roughly 11 hours. I'm glad someone finally smashed it.

Rent's due

I'm just thankful that layup was still in play

Was waiting for that...

Izulde has the Kavorka.

I read somewhere before that "Retirement Centers" are hotbeds for STDs because the crazy old coots are all sleeping with each other, and they don't bother with protection or testing because they're so old they figure it really doesn't matter if they catch anything.

*shudder*