Marques Slocum "Personal Quiz"
 

Holy Roffle!

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=3750

Be proud Michigan Fans!

what da fuck is fofc

Wow, that was so hard to read.

Hail to the Victors, baby.

lol

I'm dying over here. Fantastic.

My favorite:

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

what da fuck! i needs bof of my muthafuckin body parts

wait, no...

What was your last thought?
why da fuck am i doin dis interview

Oh man, I would have loved to have read his admissions essay. He sounds like a fine, young gentleman.

Oh shit! I just read the first part of it... unreal. Lots of LOL moments :D :D

oh my.

Boat or bus?

bus bitch! i cant swim

Shockingly, better than Tremaine Billie at Clemson:

http://people.clemson.edu/~tbillie/

What would you do if Michael Jackson asked you out

I be like yea and den ima rob em’, ima steal all his shit and im stealin bubbles and im sellin dat muthafucka

Pretty sensible answer, actually.

Where is Waldo?
i killed dat punk muthafucka he owed me money

rofl

Define yourself in 3 words…
im da shit

We should ask all future FTBers these questions and see how they match up to Mr. Slocum :D

All those questions and this is the one he is appalled by? :D

Flip flops or sandles?

come on now! what type of question is dat?

Well, it was spelled wrong.

LLLLLOOOOVVVEE IT!

thank you - i now have my wife's mother's day card picked out for next year.

Wow, I think I might switch to Sprint...

FUCKIN REAL

gold.

Here is a new one from him:

http://www.barkingcarnival.com/scipi...-actors-studio

What sound or noise do you love?
my fortz

That one seems like it's trying too hard.

I had a hard time reading this one and it wasn't as entertaining.

Thats because it wasnt done by him. You cant imitate his skillz.