Frank Lampard's contract demands..
 

...I'm assuming it's a joke, but it's pretty funny.

http://bp1.blogger.com/_-Oha_7alHJ8/...+contract1.JPG

http://bp0.blogger.com/_-Oha_7alHJ8/...+contract2.JPG

Mr. Lampard has a pretty complicated contract. With the single exception of Mr. John Terry that is. Or so I hear. ;)

I can't believe pies didn't enter the equation. :D

that's pretty funny

What's the backstory???

I smell a new feature in FM 2008.

is that for real? damn imagine the perks if he was good!

i really like provision V, hes the PK taker except when it really counts, then he chickens out

i just read it all, i cant believe this is real. if it is Mr lampard must be real pissed that it got out

Do not taunt Mr. Lampard. I especially like the part about security shielding Mr. Lampard from crying children with their jackets.

That struck me as a strange choice by the author given that Frank's the only Chelsea player who's actually scored in a shootout recently. Also the clause letting him out of games against weak opposition - the problem is usually getting him to stop playing and get some rest. He plays more games most years than anyone else in England.

Great parody, but I think it could work slightly better if it was attached to someone else.