Strange smell coming from the ditch behind my house
 

I had to yell at my dogs to get them inside and I ended up near the back edge my fenced in yard. I could smell something coming from the heavily forested ditch behind the house. Now Im watching a murder mystery so I am absolutely sure that has something to do with it but tomorrow Im going to go back there and see if I find a body.

I'll keep you updated!!

Probably a dead animal.

The Punisher had something to do with this

I blame Pumpy Tudors.

i have an audition this week for a movie about the Bush/Gore ballot debacle....very very very small role to even audition for. Im also getting new headshots made tomorrow. Eh, you never know and Im due for new ones.

Thats exciting. I can see James Lipton interviewing you now

I had taco bell.....sorry

I looked and so nothing, no dead animal or person perhaps it was just the awesome Jacksonville air, last night.

Dig in it with a toothpick, see if anything green comes out.

Sounds like it could be the Jaguars' passing offence.

Are you playing the role of Ralph Nader or Pat Buchanan?

My guess... the smell is the cheese the white man gave Pumpy.

neither, im trying out for 1 or 2 lines. Odds stacked against though....as always.

Are you sure you aren't standing in the ditch and smelling yourself? HAHAHA. That's so funny!

FTW

I was out of town when that shit happened.

I'm trying to picture what those lines are.

Do you have stairs in your house?

It's taken every ounce of self-restraint I have to not make a "Strange smell coming from the bitch behind my house" thread. I don' think I can stand another boxing!

need help with something sir?

or

Can I invite you to the public bathroom, sir?

That seems like it'd be so tough to stand out above others

Goota emphasize words. That will make you stick out.

"Need HELP with something sir?"

"Can I invite YOU to the public bathroom?" Thats a weird line. I have never been invited to a publice bathroom.

Need to determine your character's motivation. Is he from Idaho?

Just remember that everything sounds better with an English accent. Also, change sir to guv'ner.

No. :(

BUT are you protected?

How fantastic would the change to "heavily forested bitch" have been?

If people started posting pics of potential victims, SD would have a laundry list of people to ban before you.

The audition went well, I thought but you never know. at least I didnt flub any lines and got it on the first "take". At least the casting director (Lori Wyman) remembered me from back in the day when I pursued the "industry" with rigor.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Did you invite her to the public restroom?

And did you tap your foot if she accepted?

"Strange Spells Coming From The Witch Behind My House"

Ask Lori to get you a gig on Dexter, she has done casting calls for that show.

unfortunately Im not in a position to ask for anything :)