Sometimes...
 

...it'd be grand to be single. Left my mobile phone on the train on the way home from work just now. I phoned it up and it turns out that the girl that was sitting next to me picked it up. She was a stunningly attractive young blonde girl, and was very talkative when I spoke to her just now, asking me if I'd like to come collect the phone from her at her place. "Sorry Temptress, got to cook dinner for my girlfriend tonight and then watch re-runs of Friends on cable! I'll collect it from you on the same train & carriage tomorrow!"

Why do things like that never happen when you're single? :(

Dude, nobody told you that infidelity rules the world?

man I think you still gotta take her up on her offer :D

Single. I do not think that word means what you think it means.

one time on the way home from a friend's bachelor party I stopped to help a girl on the side of the road who turned out to be a very very hot stripper who desperately wanted to exchange phone numbers, etc. etc. "no can do ma'am, I have to go home and do laundry and then listen to my Fiance bitch about the wedding. Then perhaps if Im lucky, truly lucky I might get a #$%^. who knows though, big day tomorrow, gotta go to Bed Bath and Beyond and Home Depot....not sure if we'll have enough time. OKAY ILL DO ONE!!!"

A hot blonde with an Australian accent.

+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

Did you say, "girlfriend"? I don't see the problem here. :)

She has a penis.

She just wanted to get you back to her "place", strip you naked, tie you to the bed, and walk off with your wallet.

I know those "You left (I stole) your cell phone" scams all too well.

Yeah, if it is just a girlfriend what is the problem?

She is a hooker with a penis.

You should check the phone pictures when you get the phone back. You might get lucky and she took some pictures for you... ;)

As a member of the femalian race, I have to say that the rules of attraction set down in our by-laws is that if your in any way committed, your even more attractive to us and will be hit on more than if you were single.

So that's why you've been sending me so many PMs lately.

True story to old school.. nice

This will be the first thing I do.

So what is the solution then? Go out with some chick you could care less about and are completely unattracted to, just keep her around until some hot thing wants you only because she can't have you?

I think you have just solved an age-long problem.

I have to admit, there is an aussie chick at my school who is HOT! She's mixed, HOT and has that accent which makes us stupid americans go ga-ga...

I met her working on a school production of Cabaret, so she was also in lingere. :D

QFT

OMFG, PIX PLZ KTHNX!!!!

Isn't that called marriage? :D

And what happens after is called divorce. :cool: