How to beat Hell Atlantic at Madden
 

Just play against him.

OH YES I WENT THERE

Broncos 17, Saints 7

muthafuck da police!

listen - i'm sooo much better than you. you don't play well. you keep getting these miracle plays and you come out on top, but you don't have the mastery of the game like i do. i found a new team to play with - Bengals. ain't nothing to it but to do it. a win is a win, though, and you won. i won't be a sore loser.

i wish Madden had uploadable highlights like NCAA, cuz i would've shown everyone my straight up and down redunkulous play where i hit Colston for a long bomb. i actually giggled when i threw that td. from now on i'm getting out my shitkickers and i'm kicking shit.

in before the lock :)

you don't even understand. he's not on my level. it's basically the Nuggets beating the Sonics in the playoffs in the mid-90's. they got lucky. everyone knows the Sonics were the better team. but props is props, he won. you only need to score one more point than the other team to win and he scored 10 more points. but in terms of play selection? i was busting out the entire playbook. next time i'm using flea flicker on his ass. ok, maybe not flea flicker but i'm a master of the playaction. you won't know when it's coming, but you'll know it's coming. "is he gonna run?" you'll ponder. "perhaps he's going to pass?" you'll contemplate. but it's coming. i'll even give you the play. Strong-I, WR Trips, Deep PA. ooooof.

I'm not sure I've seen a thread with HA winning a game yet.

East-coast bias.

Wrong Georgetown center. Patrick Ewing, not Dikembe Mutombo.

Hey, that bomb to Colston was great. It was almost as good as that other touchdown you scored... oh, wait, you didn't score any other touchdowns. I liked that touchdown pass you almost threw... to D.J. Williams. Then I lateraled to Dominique Foxworth who almost brought it all the way back.

I mean, you played a good game. I had to put a lot of effort into it. So you have that going for you.

The rematch will come.

ROFL

Hahahahaha.

Its ridonculous. ridunculous, sheesh, this guy doesn't know how to speel.

I just wish I could stay connected, I'd whoop all of yas :)

I used to have problems staying connected on my old XBox, and I ended up having to buy a new router. :(

i had to invent a new word, that's how awesome it was. redunkulous is the next level, reserved only for the most supreme. the td was spectularly redunkulous. there. it's been said.

Who scores only 7 points in Madden?

YEA BABY YEA! GO PUMPY!!

AHAHAHA!

I bet he might have managed to add a field goal at least if he'd taken off his iPod.

Hell Atlantic.

Was this a trick question?

THIS ONLY ADDS MORE TO THE LEGEND OF PUMPY TUDORS!

ROFL!

He would have had to put down the sandwich to do that.

So much for not whining...

Gold. :D

SI

LOL
When EA Sports stops charging so much for it's games, he'll think about taking it off.

heh!
I saw that pic.

Awesome.

This thread makes my heart all warm and fuzzy.

bumpy for pumpy

i'm ready to get down with the get-down. punks jump up to get beat down. i just farted, cupped the gas into my netherregion and then touched my swamp-sac and smelled my fingers and it was glorious. i take that as a good omen. its time for the rematch.

it's time.

none of this new age wild cat shit either. we gonna play straight up 80's football: cocaine. handlebar moustaches. orgies with women that have hairy lady parts.

steroid injections in the ass.

it's time for the rematch.

That was so damn disgusting it may have Been the greatest thing I've ever read.

Not only did pumpy win, he won with the Broncos!

sorry bro i don't have madden 11

I'm afraid of Americans.

homeboy is sooo scared of my mastery that he's playing the "i don't have madden 11" card. thats like beating me in basketball and when i request a rematch you play the "i gotta go - my mom's calling me in for dinner" card. well i got a deck of cards too, and i'm gonna play the "since you don't wanna even rent the game just for a rematch i'm gonna play the 'i'll take that as you forfeiting the game and i'll take the win card'card".

we now 1-1. holla muthafuckaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I laugh every time I see the simian New Kid. I did back then and I do now.

And I like the fact I could find his name, Danny Wood, by googling New Kids On the Block Monkey.

Yay, you finally won a game!!!

*clap. clap.*

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