Did JoePa really crap himself during a game last year
 

My friend told me this and I just can't believe I didn't hear about it or find out about it. Is this true? :eek:

I remember a game were he dissappeared during the 2nd quarter, to go to the bathroom.

He was sick and did a potty run off the field.

And if I remember correctly he came out in a different pair of paints.

It did happen, and it was fantastic. Beautiful female students in the stands were crying, Ohio State considered forfeiting the game out of respect, the ABC commentators called for a brief moment of silence, and Beano Cook just showed up on the field out of nowhere with a roll of toilet paper, ready to wipe Joe's ass.

I'm hoping for a repeat performance when the Buckeyes travel to Happy Valley next month.

Wow... Ease up a bit there, Patrick!

I AM NOT PATRICK EWING

I heard that the bowel emptying occured when JoePa glanced into the crowd and locked eyes with Pumpy Tudors:Bounty Hunter. PT:BH was hired by the estate of Woody Hayes to get his glasses back.

I hope you crap your pants into your mouth! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

OMFG LOL


Well done, cartman, well done!

Thanks, I do what I can to keep the legend alive. :)