I had a dream last night about Peyton Manning
 

No, not that kind, you pervert.

Tho this tells me it's getting to the point where he's in a few too many ads. Kindof like in Futurama where they advertise in your dreams.

Anyways, I'm in some random building I don't recognize when he and some other guy come in arguing and they want me to settle a bet. The other guy asks "So, if we cloned humans, would they take over the world?". I answer matter of factly, "well, if we're assuming human cloning, then sure, I guess". And he was like "Really? I thought that was just zombies."

So, since I apparently proved Peyton's point, he showed me how to not fumble a football since yesterday I had a carry in 2 different NFL games and fumbled both times, costing both teams (don't remember which ones) the game. Oops.

SI

The other night I dreamt that Brian Billick was my head coach and I was a tailback for my high school. He kept on telling me to throw the ball and I told him that I was a running back, not a quarterback.

I had a dream that I was Tom Brady. When I woke up, there were three kids staring at me! When I woke up again, there were six! I went back to sleep, never to wkae up again...

I had a dream last night that I was on American Gladiators. I got caught doinking Lace while she was trying to shoot someone with the tennis ball cannon.

For some reason, Kristin Dunst was the highlight of my dream last night.

I had a dream that a hamburger was eating me.

Any dreams with Ron Mexico?

At least there were no dolphins surrounding Marvin Harrison. THAT FREAKS ME OUT.

I had a dream that I was a highly sought-after political science professor that was wined and dined by a bunch of top-tier universities and eventually got caught in a cat-and-mouse game of international espionage, culminating in my eventual exile from the US. And I could masturbate with my feet.

I had a dirty dream about Nancy Kerrigan.

I don't dream, cause even in my wildest dreams my Browns can't win the superbowl. It's sad really.

So you had a dream in which Peyton demonstrated how you should hold onto a ball a little better because you had trouble with 2 other balls? ...

In Soviet Russia?

I had a dream that Pittsburgh was a cool city LOLZ