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Good pick-up line for this guy. Perhaps I should cross-post in the stalls thread?



Lightning strikes biker's penis during toilet break

A Croatian motorbike rider was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a roadside toilet break.

Metro.co.uk reported Ante Djindjic, 29, escaped relatively unscathed from the incident, suffering only light burns to his chest and arms.

He said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.

"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."

"Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."

That's just as long as lightning doesn't stike in the same place twice.

Gah! I'm picturing a hot dog in the microwave right now.

I promise not to use that line tomorrow. I hope I didn't scare terpkristin off. :)

I get shocked at work rather often. It doesn't come out of my pecker, though.

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I'll buy you a beer if you DO use that line tomorrow. :D

hey ksyrup is back! w00t!!

so i take it it's still funcional eh, i guess we'll be seeing this guy in porn soon.

I hope for him he got some sort of super powers or something...

In the porn remake of Zapped, I imagine.

NO ONE can stay away from FOFC for too long. The longest I've managed is three weeks, yet I didn't even get a PM from you asking if I was OK... :(

She PM'd me because it was my birthday, not to check on me.

Which means, of course, that she didn't even realize I was gone. :(

:cool:

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She is a Post Hussie. She can not keep track of everything. Only her next post is what matters. And of course random private message birthday wishes.