here it is - the worst idea to meet women of all time
 

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Single Men Looking to Meet Someone? Try Disney

Posted Sep 27th 2007 8:35AM by Jamie Rhein
Filed under: Arts and Culture, Stories, United States, Hotels and Accommodations, Transportation, Budget Travel

I've heard that laundromats are good places to meet guys. I once interviewed a guy in a laundromat for a journalism class after I randomly picked his name from the Albuquerque white pages of the phone book. (I opened the book and plopped my finger down. His name was where my fingertip landed.) He was a nice guy, but he hadn't been to many places and wasn't exactly sure how he ended up in Albuquerque from a childhood growing up in Brooklyn. While he folded clothes, I worked on getting deep thoughts out of him for a decent quote.

So, if you're a woman, perhaps you might meet a guy who has a way with laundry in a laundromat. If you're guy, here's a tip I read in the article, "Cruise prices drop when leaves fall." If you're single, mind you, and you want to meet a woman, go on a Disney Cruise. According to tipster, Art Sharkey who once was a cruise executive, single moms travel with their kids on these ships. Doesn't this scenario sound like a movie in the making?

If you are a guy who is thinking about a Disney Cruise, here are some things you might do:

1. Get a bandana to dress yourself like a pirate. There are kids dressed like pirates on the home page. It wouldn't hurt to try to look like you belong. Plus, with the bandana (make it red) you'll be ready for the Pirates of the Caribbean deck party.
2. Sing karaoke at Studio Sea or twist the night away at a dance party.
3. Go to the fitness center and afterwards get a massage in the spa.
4. Take in a show like Hercules, A Muse-ical Comedy. Brushing up on your Greek myths might impress someone.

Just like the article said, prices drop right about now. The Disney Cruise starts at $389 for a 3-day trip to the Bahamas.

A fail-proof method, FINALLY!

Why is this a bad idea, exactly?

you buy a single ticket as a grown man on disney cruise to meet a mom and her kid and let me know how it works out.

dont forget to put on that red bandana.

Single guy with a kid on a Disney cruise. Good.

Single guy without a kid on a Disney cruise. Creepy.

why is this a good idea, exactly?

Wait...



What?

chicks dig goofy

It might work if you're good at pulling off the "I'm just a kid at heart" angle.. but it'll be tough to not cross the line into "creepy".

And I'm personally hoping that this article was a work of satire.. really hoping.

oh my god, it is Chris Hansen! I knew this was a trap!

BLAM!

Who the hell wants to go on a disney cruise anyway? Yick.

this guy.

But I don't want to be a pirate!

Hickory, dickory, dock.
Snow White was sucking my cock.

STUPID BITCH!

The cock struck tongue,
her mouth went down.

Hickory, dickory, dock.

hickory, dickory you can't rhyme


tongue and down don't rhyme.

Say it with a Canadian accent.

Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard
To get her old dog a bone
And when she bent over, Rover took over
He gave her a bone of his own

if i could say shitballs to the principal i'd be SO happy

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her Tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Down came a spider
And sat down beside her
And said, "Yo, what's in the bowl, bitch?!"

I thought the worst idea ever was a "female rock band" show. I thought there will be lots of chicks there. Unfortunately, that is the exact reason that the chicks showed up, and they looked at me and my friend with the look of disgust that women who hate penises give men.

Sounds like an Ani DiFranco concert.

This was my thought exactly when my mother mentioned a family reunion aboard a Disney Cruise ship.

Until, she showed me the Adults Only sections of the ship.
1) Adults only Cabin Floors
2) Adults only Shows
3) Adults only Swimming Pools
4) Adults only Dining Rooms
5) Adults only Activities

So, now I am thinking maybe I could stand a family reunion aboard a Disney Cruise.

I don't think that is the good kind of "adults only" but more like the "you must be this tall to go on the lazy river" kind of adults only. They just want to get away from the damn kids and not eat chicken nuggets once in awhile.

But at least you have a legit reason for being there.

You tell a woman you are there for a family reuionion she thinks it's sweet and you are a swell guy.

You tell her you are there just because you are a single guy who wanted to go on a disney cruise she thinks you are a pedophile.

I want to go on one of those cruises and just act like Chris Hansen. If I see a guy in a red bandana, I'll say to him, "Why don't you take a seat over there?" That's Chris Hansen's way of saying, "You're fucked."

So to speak.

We need a volunteer to test this article

Ammendment to the plan: Tell the foxy ladies you're there for a family reunion that was cancelled at the last second, but you still had a ticket so you decided to go.

I'd bang that Little Mermaid silly.

Where would you put your do hickey?

any available oriface

The original rhyme is:

Hickory, dickory, dock.
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one.
The mouse ran down.
Hickory, dickory, dock.

So the altered version:

Hickory, dickory, dock.
Snow White was sucking my cock.
The cock struck tongue.
Her mouth went down.
Hickory, dickory, dock.

Still makes sense I think...