Which girl?
 

Further explanations:

The smart, successful girl - She makes 4x the money that you do. Her family is also very well off and you would be set for life. You get along well and the sex isn't bad.

The beautiful girl of your dreams - Your personalities just completely click and the sex is the best of your life. She is also extremely intelligent, but doesn't have much education and you would basically have to support her the rest of your life

A trout dressed in drag - This is a cute little brook trout from eastern Pennsylvania. He is dressed up in a sexy neglige with a hot little nylon fin stocking that teases of playtimes to come.

I wonder if there should have been a both or an all three option as well?

The second one.

For the record, I posted this before the poll was up and I was thoroughly confused.

Now having seen the choices...the second one. Although I feel like we need a story.

edit #2: of course there should be a both.

edit #3: and pics.

#3, because you'll also wonder "what if..."

I think I found a combination of #1 and #2

And I don't intend to let go

The sex probably ain't gonna be great forever.

If #1 were a bitch I'd go with #2, but #1 seems like a cool chick too. And if it doesn't work out, the divorce would be profitable. Where as #2 would clean you out.

+1

Yeah, seriously: Chemistry (sex, personalities clicking) hardly ever lasts more than a year. The #1 thing we should look for in a companion is loyalty. That's hard to spot, but its far and away the most important thing. You WILL screw up in some way at some point in the relationship - as will she. But loyalty makes any screwup less of a big deal.

Which one has a bigger rack?

I'm ok with 1 or 2 honestly, just be happy when you've found something that can keep you content and enjoying life, its not easy to find.

#2 Let's say that she is a somewhat petite girl with large perfect breasts. She is also quite a gagger and I would gladly send a large sum of money to the man who trained her.

Ok, this officially beats mine for "best sex-related post of the day."

No guarantees, but I'm willing to try.

#1, you can train her to be crazy in the sack, and make her hotter BUT

regardless of 1 or 2 you'll both end up in sweat pants and T's someday if you get married....so the reinforces the #1 choice.

Same;)

Jesus, do all your wives read this board or something? :)

Trout! Trout! Trout!

SI

Should I send you my address via PM then?

Simple for me #2.

The way it is phrased "her family is set" concens me. I dont want to be the guy who was never good enough and looked down upon by the whole family because he was poor, etc.

Rich woman who made her money, Im all for.
Rich girl with Daddy's money, no thanks

Shut up man! I love my wife. Oh hi honey:)

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yep same here:)

#2 sounds like a dream come true for me. No-brainer.

Numbah two.