Dumpster diving.
 

I am unloading at a Big!Lots in Houston right now. That means I am behind a strip mall at the dock. There is a dumpster for some store right in front of me, about 15 feet. One guy on a bicycle just road away with a big box he filled with mostly bags of chips and some other snack thing. The other guy was in a nice Ford pickup and he just pulled away with a bunch of chips and even snagged some oranges and what I think are onions, was hard to tell. They each hit a couple other dumpsters too I think, the guy on the bike did for sure. No one took all the small plants that I saw getting tossed in there early. These stores waste a lot of stuff which I bet most of it is still good. I know it is illegal to do what they did, but good for them, it is better someone gets it IMO. Was funny to see though, I just wasn't expecting it and next thing I know 2 guys are stand in the dumpster throwing stuff out.

I couldn't eat food I pulled out of a dumpster.

You could bring the food to a Super Bowl party or something though.

The chips would be fine, the fruit and veggies I would probably pass on.

Take a big bite out of that dumpster onion.

And put it on a midget?

Freegans Unite!

And I just ate my lunch too. Could have had a freebie if I had read this earlier.

Shocking

Doesn't Pumpy go to Supercuts?

A third guy just came by in a fairly new minivan and took a quick look in the same dumpster. Must be new to the game, early bird gets the worm man! Only one of three was didn't have a somewhat new car, must be a good gig. And the dumpster is to the 99 Cent Store I found out.

It takes you an hour to get your hair cut?

If your hair dresser talks instead of cuts, yeah.

That's including the pedicure.

He requested his pussy hair get trimmed into a heart.;)