Guess the Song, 4AM-style
 

So I'm in bed, and I hear footsteps shuffling in my room. My daughter is coming to ask me something (not my wife...but me). It's 4AM.

Sigh...ok, so what is it that's that important, I wonder. Seems she woke up and wants me to change the radio in her room to a different song (sometimes we'll put the radio or a cd on in my kids' rooms, and we don't always turn them off). *That's* what's so important that you have to wake me up? Just wait a bit and it'll change. "I don't want to listen to the farm music any more." ??? So I go into her room and immediately her problem makes much more sense to me, from the standpoint of a 5yo.

What song was playing on the radio?

The Emergency Broadcast System test pattern.

I got nothin'.

Boogie Woogie Choo-Choo Train - The Tractors

This shit's bananas....B A N A N A S.

Maggie's Farm?

Heh...not that literal on "farm" music. More an interesting classification of what she was hearing.

The Devil Went Down to Georgia

Second guess - War Pigs?

Wait, it was some shit by Akon, wasn't it?

Who let the Dogs Out?

Getting closer to "farmish" (this probably more so than the actual artist).


Heh. No, but a good guess.

Disco Duck?

What about that annoying dancing hampster song?

The Chicken Dance?

One might provide an additional clue at this juncture... ;)

Would they actually play that on the radio?

No animals were harmed in the singing of this particular song (though the artist *has* mentioned animals in at least one other song).

Just tell us already.

Don't tell us yet.

Well, ask yourself why else War Pigs might have been a good guess. :)

Three Little Pigs by Green Jelly?

WELL????

something country?

Spider Pig?

"Eskimo" by Corky and the Juice Pigs?

Not country, but my daughter interpreted the sound as "farm". It's not spot on, but I see where it fits. Either way, she wasn't liking it - gets that from her mom (the song happens to be in my iTunes).

*goes off to check cuervo's voting history in Tournament of Rock*

Good Morning Good Morning by the Beatles?

Good guess.

Over and over and over and over and over again by Nelly and Tim McGraw?

Something from Pink Floyd's Animals

or F*ck Like a Beast by W.A.S.P. Yes, yes, that's it.

Pigs by Pink Floyd? That'd freak the fuck out of me at 4AM if I was a little kid.

No - but I'm guessing repetition might have been part of what started to annoy my daughter.

Pony by Genuwine?

War Pigs and the song have a common attribute, and it's not pigs.

Don McLean - American Pie

WAR!

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

You got the right attribute. Not the right song, but decent guess.

This is our country by that truck selling guy.

eat bite fuck suck gobble nibble chew,
nipple boosom hair pie finger fuck screw

moose piss cat pud orangutang tit,
sheep pussy camel crack pig and lion shit

well... i went to a party and what did they do, they took off their socks and
they took off their shoes, they took off their shirts and they took off their
pants, i had a hunch they werent gonna dance

Something by Country Joe and the Fish.

Frampton - Do You Feel Like We Do?

Not "farm" enough.

QuikSand would've figured this out 6 hours ago.

Yes, before the post was even made.

"Farm" is strictly my daughter's (I assume derogatory) categorization of the sound of the music, fwiw (one I can understand).

"Piano Man"

War Farm?

Iron Man

square dance by eminem

just kiddin... right attribute? American Girl by Petty?