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Mizzou B-ball fan 11-30-2007 10:04 AM

K-State basketball player stoops to new low..........
 
This definitely deserves its own thread. K-State's Bill Walker didn't want to miss the last 1.8 seconds of the game, so he proceeded to piss in a towel near the bench and then run back on the court.

Video of the incident (he's standing in front of the bench).......

http://www.mystupidstuff.info/kustuf...0on%20ESPN.wmv

A close up picture of him doing the deed is in this group of photos.........

http://www.kansascity.com/static/med...oregon_112907/

NoMyths 11-30-2007 10:10 AM

hahahahahaha

Go Wildcats! :)

Also, Michael Beasley is the best thing to happen to K-State basketball since Mitch Richmond.

JPhillips 11-30-2007 10:12 AM

And the problem is?

spleen1015 11-30-2007 10:13 AM

I have never in my life had to go to the bathroom while participating in a sporting event.

I assumed it was something biological.

Butter 11-30-2007 10:15 AM

That's awesome.

Coffee Warlord 11-30-2007 10:16 AM

That's dedication.

Lathum 11-30-2007 10:19 AM

odd

Butter 11-30-2007 10:21 AM

I bet their water boy was fired up to take care of those towels.

Mizzou B-ball fan 11-30-2007 10:22 AM

The B12 fan base between Beasley's rants against his teammates and Walker pissing in a towel have plenty of ammo for the upcoming season's road games.

wade moore 11-30-2007 10:35 AM

I don't see how this is a "new low". I'd call this a "new level of dedication" personally. I commend him for being creative. If he had to go THAT badly that it effected him would you, if it was your team, rather him run to the bathroom with 1.8 to go?!

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoMyths (Post 1604101)
hahahahahaha

Go Wildcats! :)

Also, Michael Beasley is the best thing to happen to K-State basketball since Mitch Richmond.


Too bad Beasly couldn't beat George Mason single-handedly... muahahaha...

Logan 11-30-2007 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spleen1015 (Post 1604103)
I have never in my life had to go to the bathroom while participating in a sporting event.

I assumed it was something biological.


First thing I thought of as well...he's gotta be a bench warmer, otherwise it makes no sense.

JeeberD 11-30-2007 10:43 AM

I would have thought using an empty water bottle would have been less messy, but whatever works for him...

Critch 11-30-2007 10:45 AM

Were there no cheerleaders available?

Eaglesfan27 11-30-2007 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD (Post 1604140)
I would have thought using an empty water bottle would have been less messy, but whatever works for him...


Same here. I don't see this as a sign of being a bad person or hitting a "new low." He had to go, and he didn't want to let his team down - seems like dedication to me.

Mizzou B-ball fan 11-30-2007 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27 (Post 1604144)
Same here. I don't see this as a sign of being a bad person or hitting a "new low." He had to go, and he didn't want to let his team down - seems like dedication to me.


In front of the bench? On national TV? Would it have taken too much to go down the tunnel next to the bench and relieve yourself in a bit more private area? He wouldn't have missed any time doing that either.

JeeberD 11-30-2007 11:03 AM

From what I understand, football players do that sort of stuff ON THE FIELD fairly regularly.

*shrug*

Butter 11-30-2007 11:11 AM

I heard Quin Snyder OK'd this kind of behavior.

Logan 11-30-2007 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronnie Dobbs2 (Post 1604161)
It's almost like he bought an XBOX360.


WINNER!

I was waiting to hear that he pissed ON somebody.

st.cronin 11-30-2007 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Critch (Post 1604141)
Were there no cheerleaders available?


Um, how would a cheerleader have helped?

Logan 11-30-2007 11:30 AM

Some chicks are into that.

Critch 11-30-2007 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st.cronin (Post 1604177)
Um, how would a cheerleader have helped?


Put "cheerleader" and "piss" into google image search for some ideas. Probably have to turn safesearch off.

Young Drachma 11-30-2007 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by st.cronin (Post 1604177)
Um, how would a cheerleader have helped?


This explains a lot.

CamEdwards 11-30-2007 11:57 AM

I'm surprised he was able to physically do that in front of that many people. I think I'd have a mental block.

rkmsuf 11-30-2007 12:17 PM

meh, I'll be impressed when he shits his pants

Dr. Sak 11-30-2007 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf (Post 1604211)
meh, I'll be impressed when he shits his pants


You must be a fan of Joe Paterno then...

rkmsuf 11-30-2007 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bsak16 (Post 1604216)
You must be a fan of Joe Paterno then...


let's see joe paterno drain a 3 with doodie running down his leg

Swaggs 11-30-2007 12:45 PM

I remember a few years ago, WVU was playing Marshall in basketball, and one of the Marshall players had the runs and he kept just running off the court, down the tunnels, and (presumably) to the locker room while the clock was still on. He must have gone like six or seven different times.

Critch 11-30-2007 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards (Post 1604203)
I'm surprised he was able to physically do that in front of that many people. I think I'd have a mental block.


That's a good point, I have trouble if there's somebody at the next urinal to me. Then the panic sets in that they may notice I'm not pee-ing and think that I'm just there cock-watching. Once that panic sets in there's no way I'm pee-ing.

rkmsuf 11-30-2007 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Critch (Post 1604297)
That's a good point, I have trouble if there's somebody at the next urinal to me. Then the panic sets in that they may notice I'm not pee-ing and think that I'm just there cock-watching. Once that panic sets in there's no way I'm pee-ing.


so at that point the only reason you are there is to cock watch

Butter 11-30-2007 01:40 PM

For the guy to have peed on the court, he had to be beyond the point of the mental block. He literally couldn't hold it in anymore.

At least I hope that's why. Dear God, let it be why.

Atocep 11-30-2007 01:40 PM

Moises Alou said it would help his jumper.

Super Ugly 11-30-2007 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Critch (Post 1604297)
That's a good point, I have trouble if there's somebody at the next urinal to me. Then the panic sets in that they may notice I'm not pee-ing and think that I'm just there cock-watching. Once that panic sets in there's no way I'm pee-ing.


Thank god, I thought I was the only one. I've been pissing in cubicles for years as a result.

Critch 11-30-2007 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super Ugly (Post 1604311)
Thank god, I thought I was the only one. I've been pissing in cubicles for years as a result.


Standing up or sitting down?

I'm worried by standing up, as people may hear the splashing and think "that guy goes into the cubicle to pee because he has something to hide, he must have a tiny cock".

Super Ugly 11-30-2007 01:51 PM

Either that or I'm worried they think I've walked into a public lavatory, seen all the guys pissing, then proceeded into the cubicle to masturbate furiously.

JeeberD 11-30-2007 02:22 PM

I don't understand the mental block thing. I've never had trouble peeing when there were other people on the restroom...

st.cronin 11-30-2007 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Critch (Post 1604186)
Put "cheerleader" and "piss" into google image search for some ideas. Probably have to turn safesearch off.


The problem, though, was that he only had a few seconds. So, again, how would a cheerleader have helped? It seems like, if anything, that would be a hindrance.

Calis 11-30-2007 03:53 PM

Hell I'm just excited K-State basketball got a thread on here.

I never expected that to happen.

Izulde 11-30-2007 04:39 PM

That was a real pisser of a game, no?

TargetPractice6 11-30-2007 04:41 PM

Would towels really work if you really had to go? Doesn't seem like they would take long to soak through.

heybrad 11-30-2007 05:24 PM

When I was 8 years old playing Little League I pissed my pants playing SS. I thought I'd get in trouble if I had to stop the game.

When you gotta go... you gotta go.

CamEdwards 11-30-2007 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD (Post 1604352)
I don't understand the mental block thing. I've never had trouble peeing when there were other people on the restroom...


Well, next time you're at the OG, why not go stand in the middle of a bar and try to piss in a towel. Let me know if you have any troubles. :p

Cap Ologist 11-30-2007 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards (Post 1604524)
Well, next time you're at the OG, why not go stand in the middle of a bar and try to piss in a towel. Let me know if you have any troubles. :p



He did that a couple of weeks ago when I was picking up my food to go. Carried on a conversation with another employee and a customer, while smoking too.


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