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K-State basketball player stoops to new low..........
This definitely deserves its own thread. K-State's Bill Walker didn't want to miss the last 1.8 seconds of the game, so he proceeded to piss in a towel near the bench and then run back on the court.
Video of the incident (he's standing in front of the bench)....... http://www.mystupidstuff.info/kustuf...0on%20ESPN.wmv A close up picture of him doing the deed is in this group of photos......... http://www.kansascity.com/static/med...oregon_112907/ |
hahahahahaha
Go Wildcats! :) Also, Michael Beasley is the best thing to happen to K-State basketball since Mitch Richmond. |
And the problem is?
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I have never in my life had to go to the bathroom while participating in a sporting event.
I assumed it was something biological. |
That's awesome.
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That's dedication.
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odd
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I bet their water boy was fired up to take care of those towels.
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The B12 fan base between Beasley's rants against his teammates and Walker pissing in a towel have plenty of ammo for the upcoming season's road games.
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I don't see how this is a "new low". I'd call this a "new level of dedication" personally. I commend him for being creative. If he had to go THAT badly that it effected him would you, if it was your team, rather him run to the bathroom with 1.8 to go?!
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Too bad Beasly couldn't beat George Mason single-handedly... muahahaha... |
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First thing I thought of as well...he's gotta be a bench warmer, otherwise it makes no sense. |
I would have thought using an empty water bottle would have been less messy, but whatever works for him...
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Were there no cheerleaders available?
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Same here. I don't see this as a sign of being a bad person or hitting a "new low." He had to go, and he didn't want to let his team down - seems like dedication to me. |
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In front of the bench? On national TV? Would it have taken too much to go down the tunnel next to the bench and relieve yourself in a bit more private area? He wouldn't have missed any time doing that either. |
From what I understand, football players do that sort of stuff ON THE FIELD fairly regularly.
*shrug* |
I heard Quin Snyder OK'd this kind of behavior.
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WINNER! I was waiting to hear that he pissed ON somebody. |
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Um, how would a cheerleader have helped? |
Some chicks are into that.
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Put "cheerleader" and "piss" into google image search for some ideas. Probably have to turn safesearch off. |
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This explains a lot. |
I'm surprised he was able to physically do that in front of that many people. I think I'd have a mental block.
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meh, I'll be impressed when he shits his pants
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You must be a fan of Joe Paterno then... |
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let's see joe paterno drain a 3 with doodie running down his leg |
I remember a few years ago, WVU was playing Marshall in basketball, and one of the Marshall players had the runs and he kept just running off the court, down the tunnels, and (presumably) to the locker room while the clock was still on. He must have gone like six or seven different times.
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That's a good point, I have trouble if there's somebody at the next urinal to me. Then the panic sets in that they may notice I'm not pee-ing and think that I'm just there cock-watching. Once that panic sets in there's no way I'm pee-ing. |
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so at that point the only reason you are there is to cock watch |
For the guy to have peed on the court, he had to be beyond the point of the mental block. He literally couldn't hold it in anymore.
At least I hope that's why. Dear God, let it be why. |
Moises Alou said it would help his jumper.
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Thank god, I thought I was the only one. I've been pissing in cubicles for years as a result. |
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Standing up or sitting down? I'm worried by standing up, as people may hear the splashing and think "that guy goes into the cubicle to pee because he has something to hide, he must have a tiny cock". |
Either that or I'm worried they think I've walked into a public lavatory, seen all the guys pissing, then proceeded into the cubicle to masturbate furiously.
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I don't understand the mental block thing. I've never had trouble peeing when there were other people on the restroom...
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The problem, though, was that he only had a few seconds. So, again, how would a cheerleader have helped? It seems like, if anything, that would be a hindrance. |
Hell I'm just excited K-State basketball got a thread on here.
I never expected that to happen. |
That was a real pisser of a game, no?
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Would towels really work if you really had to go? Doesn't seem like they would take long to soak through.
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When I was 8 years old playing Little League I pissed my pants playing SS. I thought I'd get in trouble if I had to stop the game.
When you gotta go... you gotta go. |
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Well, next time you're at the OG, why not go stand in the middle of a bar and try to piss in a towel. Let me know if you have any troubles. :p |
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He did that a couple of weeks ago when I was picking up my food to go. Carried on a conversation with another employee and a customer, while smoking too. |
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