Hey, guys! Guess what insignificant thing I just did!
 

Every morning after I wake up, I grab a pair of jeans to put on and wear to work. After I put them on, I take all the stuff out of the pockets of the previous day's jeans, and I just transfer it over without even looking to see what was there. This leads to me carrying around receipts or Powerball tickets for several days until I pay attention or do laundry.

Another thing that gets moved around is change. I generally have no idea how much money I have in my pockets at any given time. Without going into a longer story, I'll mention that I keep quarters in my right front pocket and all other coins in my left front pocket. Today, I was talking to somebody at work, and I pulled all of the quarters out of my pocket. It turns out that I had $14.75 in quarters weighing me down. I now have the 59 quarters in a bunch of small stacks on my desk.

Somebody else came over to me and asked me how I was doing today. I told him that I felt more mobile because I just took $14.75 worth of quarters out of my pocket. He said, "I'm glad you said 'pocket,' because I was wondering where you were going with that sentence for a minute." As soon as he said that, he turned around and left.

I don't think I'm ever going to see this guy again.

That post is worthless without pics.

Toothbrush.

that could be the worst insignificant story ever

damm, i thought you were gonna say you hit the lotto

:D :D :D

So, you didn't notice 59 quarters in your pocket? Your belt must be heavy-duty.

There must be a lot of room in and around your pockets....

You win the thread. Congrats!

Or the area is so jam packed that 59 quarters doesn't seem like much extra.

Why, yes, that is a roll of quarters in my pocket.

You'll hurt the strippers if you make it rain with quarters.

I like to hand the quarters to my wife and challenge her to bounce them off my ass. Unfortunately, her aim isn't so good, and it makes bowling night very uncomfortable sometimes.

Why do you have them in stacks of 7?

One for each night of the week, baby. ;)

I think you should fill your pockets and go down to accounting to make an....ahem....deposit.

I like the way you think, mister man!

I thuroughly enjoyed reading that story and making multiple pictures in my brain of you doing every sentence you described. GREAT POST PUMPY TUDORS.

C'mon, all pumpy posts are gr8

I think I am being seriously disrespected in here! You people are the most terrible people I've ever dealt with in my life! I demand to see titties NOW!

I think Pam and Jim have been secretly putting one quarter per day into Pumpy's pocket.

I admit, it moved.

Me, too :(

SI

Pumpy, I never really want to go back to team driving, but I would probably do it if you were to be my codriver.

What part of "insignificant" do you people not understand?

Well, I guess it's the "in" part...

"Me fail English? That's unpossible." :)

SI

Just schedule an appointment with that guy. He'll show up to look at your massive quarters. Just wait and see.

But then one day he'd slam his own body into the ground.

Yep. By now, you have to be an expert in setting up appointments in Office. Ask that woman from before to help out.