Originally Posted by Butter_of_69 (Post 1609905)

I didn't know he was taking a bye week next week, way to fucking spoil it for me.

Originally Posted by bbor (Post 1609913)

Toothbrush.

Originally Posted by MikeVic (Post 1609919)

At least he can heal those nagging injuries, like red fingertips.

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick (Post 1609921)

Hey, shouldn't you be in bed mister?

Originally Posted by MikeVic (Post 1609919)

At least he can heal those nagging injuries, like red fingertips.

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick (Post 1609924)

My understanding is that they were Flaming Hot Cheetos which shouldn't be an injury... unless he stuck them up his butthole.

Originally Posted by Antmeister (Post 1609904)

For black males, lotion makes a good ash repellent. And I should know, I use lotion.

Originally Posted by Shorty3281 (Post 1610113)

What's the inside joke on toothbrush?

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors (Post 1607527)

I feel like we're a pretty close community here at FOFC, so there's something I'd like to share with you all. If you don't like it, then you're not part of the community.

I introduced my wife to video games about 7 years ago, a few years before we got married. I told her that I'd been playing video games for most of my life, and I thought that maybe she would enjoy them, too, especially if we played video games together. She was really excited about the idea.

We scheduled a time for her first video game experience. It was a Thursday evening right after I got home from work. I stopped at the mall and picked up something new so it would be a brand new experience for both of us. At the mall, I bought a Nerf football and six big bags of the M&M's with the peanuts inside. I brought them home and asked her to lie down on the bed and close her eyes, and then I got out the rubber cement, turned on my electric toothbrush, prepared the Nerf ball and the M&M's, and I gave her the business.

Wouldn't you know, that broad from Tennessee had a different definition of "playing video games" than I did. Now I play video games for at least six hours a day, and she stays the hell away from me while I do it. My life isn't all that bad.

God, I miss that toothbrush.

Originally Posted by Antmeister (Post 1609904)

For black males, lotion makes a good ash repellent. And I should know, I use lotion.

Originally Posted by Schmidty (Post 1613769)

I use lotion too.

Does that mean I'm black, or just married?

Originally Posted by Fidatelo (Post 1613977)

Neither, it means you're gay.

Originally Posted by Crim (Post 1616377)

And Cringer called an illegal dola.

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors (Post 1617407)

cool thanks everybody

Originally Posted by rkmsuf (Post 1617420)

You've already clinched a playoff berth and a first round bye. You should take this week off too.

Originally Posted by MikeVic (Post 1617431)

Hi Pumpy.

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors (Post 1617436)

Hey, what's up, baby? Guess what I did on my bye week. Go ahead. Guess.

Originally Posted by MikeVic (Post 1617441)

Made appointments with your accountant?

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors (Post 1617443)

Wow, that's actually not far off. Great job, pal!

Originally Posted by MikeVic (Post 1617444)

Not far off? So you did more than make appointments?

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors (Post 1617445)

She did more than make appointments. Meet up with me and Dodgerchick in the secret cave and you'll know what I mean.

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors (Post 1617445)

She did more than make appointments. Meet up with me and Dodgerchick in the secret cave and you'll know what I mean.

Originally Posted by Crim (Post 1618241)

:confused:

Wait a banana. Does this mean you will repair my food processor?

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn (Post 1618272)

Pumpy, you forgot to sign the engagement letter. I can't bill you without it...

:eek: