Burping and Farting
 

I love to burp and fart. The sudden expulsion of gas feels great. I like the taste of my burps and the smell of my gas. I enjoy being in a car and letting one rip so it lingers and I can enjoy it.

I even laugh when my wife farts.

Do her farts taste good?

very

ping: the Drunk guy thread...

Who is drunk? Not me. I am in Full Trucker Effect though. Woke up from 5 hrs of sleep at 5 AM and I have sleep scheduled in again at about 7 AM friday if all goes well and the coffee fades enough from my system. And for those who play Trukz, no worries about HOS rules here. I didn't log my first 12 hours of duty. LOL

what worse: reggie bush or this thread

And I have coffee fumes/vapors coming out of me. I do not enjoy it as much as Lathum.

I wasn't referring to you...:)

It's ok, I was just blabbing away to have something to do for a minute.

I've known my wife for 10 years and we still don't fart when we are around each other ;)

Edit: But I do love the sound of a nice long fart!

lathum, have you recently suffered a serious blow to the head?

or some kind of prolonged oxygen deprivation?

those questions aside, i will confirm that lathum has always enjoyed the smell of his own ass

Glad to see we are tackling the tough issues here at FOFC :)

have you lit your own farts lathum?

I also like farting. I don't like when people burp loud though. Small ones are ok.

So if you burp and fart at the same time, does it create a vacuum in your tummy?

not since I was 12.

I had an unfortunate incident and still caqn't grow hair in one spot

Why don't you ask rkmsuf?

I think the technical term for that is 'furp'.

On the day of an election, you should label each candidate burp, fart, sneeze, cough.. whichever one you do more of on that day should be the person you vote for.

that is if you vote

well if you don't then your opinion in this matter means nothing.

This idea might actually get me to vote.

This thread stinks.