People that don't boat - STFU
 

If you're going to sit around and say "I'm not going to boat" than in my mind you need to STFU and sit down about all things even tangentially related to boating.

If you won't exercise your constitutional-right to help guide the direction that this boat (or your jetski or your yacht or whatever) will take, then in my mind you have absolutely no deck to swab.

this isn't directed at any one sailor per se, more something that i've heard from several sailor, here on the dock and off the dock.

but really...maybe it's just the way my sails were raised or whatever, but if you're not going to take the time to boat, and boat intelligently, than i don't want to hear you bitching about the swells, or pirates, or colossal squid, or icebergs, or anything like that.

if you don't want to be a functioning, contributing member of society then you lose any ground that you might have on to critique that society.

Eh. I'll give it a 6. Now if the question was "if you don't have a moat, stfu", well, then sir, I agree 100%.

Up y'oars.

Well I totally left DaddyTorgo's last setence alone. Dock me 2 points right there.

What about people that don't fuck goats?

Not sure about that one, but I almost threw up during the part of Clerks 2 when the guy was getting it on with a donkey. :eek: And it didn't even show anything.

It was just wrong on so many levels. 'Nuff said.

People that don't boat -- RFUS

Rock the Boat was a much better campaign.