Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
 

Marissa Miller is hot

That's all.

I concur.

However it's a shame that Ana Beatriz Barros didn't get a few more pages.

useless thread*




*without pics

You want pics, try Google Image Search.

Yes, and I want them in this thread. Google image search won't help with that.

She gives me an All-American boner.

she's even hotter when wearing only paint. :eek:

FM

I'm pissed... I have a strong feeling one of my brothers or my dad got the mail first and is hiding this from me like they did last year with the Beyonce edition. I still didn't get it in the mail, and unless the mailman stole it, I have a strong feeling one of those pricks stole it... Urghh!

Marissa Miller is #1 on my list of top 5 hot chicks.

i don't think i've ever seen anyone as beautiful as her. it's astouding at how beautiful she is. seriously, i want to fornicate with her. i bet having sex with her is like inserting your penis into joy. imagine banging happiness and a hope for a better tomorrow. "i just fornicated with everything that is good in life, i stuck my dick in all my dreams and wishes come true", that's what you'd say if you told your friends you banged her. if they asked what it felt like, you'd say "it felt like my penis was engulfed in winning and victoriousness and excitement." that's what having sex with Marissa Miller is: sticking your penis into another dimension - a dimension of heaven and tiny cherubs with pink puffy wings fluttering about while playing the most endearing and soothing music on a lute of light.

It takes that much for you to want to fornicate with a woman? Very selective indeed.

tl;dr

Made the mistake of leaving mine on the nightstand. My wife made it disappear. :(

Meh, you guys can have mine. It doesn't really interest anymore. The swimsuit issue is like the slam dunk contest - old, stale, and boring; been there, done that.

I like the fact that they offer subscribers the opportunity to opt-out and they'll extend your subscription, though. That's funny. The disgruntled wife lobby must have pressured them into that.

totally agree.

I have the internet

Yeah, I thought I was old, even I have heard of teh internets. Swimsuit issue is so 1980s.

The good news: Marissa Miller would TOTALLY fuck a total douchebag, like you or me.

The bad news: She already married him.

That was an excellent post.

That dude has gayer hair than Danny Noriega

does his shirt say vag?

I can't tell, but its ok, everything else about him does.

Wow, I didn't know Ace Ventura was married to a super model.

Looks like a Vans shirt. But considering what she looks like in the picture, she ain't that great...

If she really did, she's got some issues.

maybe she took it to the bathroom and used it the way we all used it when we were younger?! :eek: :cool: