Rental Car Smells Like Sunshine!
 

(aka the post your favorite one-liners from commercials thread)



Take a train to happy-town. Woo Woo!
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Woo Woo!


alternately


Who are you calling a cootie queen you LINT LICKER?

"This Thread is Gold" by not you?

The Pips commercial you quoted is easily my favorite. The guy on the right (their left) is the man.

Wait a minute...I just realized why. He looks exactly like Fro'd Pumpy.

Uncle Pillsbury Doughboy?

WHOA, ROBERT LOGGIA!

Shit. Would you believe a double?

Bud Light... suck one!

I love Cheesy Poofs
You love Cheesy Poofs
If we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs
We'd be lame

quick quick.. like a chat!

pokecheck

Nice try Nogoalov!

Glovely!

you are so done

fuck

Skeet skeet skeet.

Quality

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
It's all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea

Should've gone to free credit report dot com
I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.



The Pips one is one of my favorites too. That, and Little Richard. Um, actually the Joan Rivers one is good too.

YES I love the freecreditreport.com guy

The freecreditreport.com fish spot, as well as the used car version ("... and my posse's gettin laughed at") are darned good.

I also like the Amp Energy "A Goalie must react in 0.5 seconds ..." spots, although damned if I can quote the Mandarin (or whatever it is) at the end.

There's also several new NASCAR spots that have literally made me LOL the first few times around. Of the one-liner variety, the Coke Zero spot has a good one -- where the fake brand manager guys are trying to get driver's to throw a race, to which Tony Stewart says they'd probably get suspended, they reply "Well Tony, come on, you’re pretty comfortable with that"