Penises.
 

Anyone ever think penises should just be done away with? I have thought that before, it is obvious that if you use more then 4 at a time women get pissed.



My first and only parody thread, I promise (especially if I don't have the requisite number of posts to make this thread).

Was 1 too many.

Oh I know, but I've had the flu all week and I've been bored. If you read it in Mr. Garrison's voice it might become slightly funny.

4 penises at once did make me laugh. I have little doubt to how you became sick.

I always tell the girls that it's not the size of the ship, it's the number in the navy. But they don't seem to buy it. :(

somewhere out there there's a girl who's into quadruple penetration.

Unfortunately, her name is Joy Behar.

I should sue for that visual.

Most. Predictable. Parody. Post. Ever.

For this thread, submitter should eat a big bowl of said subject.

Pennies?

i dont even think its the right plurality.

im a fan of your work.