If you could have a super-power...
 

What would it be?

I would be Bowel Control Man!

The theory is that whatever someone is doing, whether it be robbing a bank, snatching an old woman's purse or lying to the people behind a podium, the person is going to forget about it if a sudden explosion occurs in their bottom. :D

My wife would go with orbing...she liked the show Charmed...and after she said that, I thought that would be a cool power. No more gas pumps. Grab the family and have dinner across the world on a whim.

I'll take the US. Thousands of nuclear warheads and smart weapons at my disposal. :D

The ability to stop time. I use it mostly to catch up on sleep...

The power from Jumper would be nice and maybe immortality.

Is this a line you use on first dates?

The power to control other's minds.

absolutely and unquestionably. If nothing else, at least the power to read minds, but to control/influence would be better.

I would assume you would use this power for poker evil :)

Something made me wake up and post that I agree with you.

Ditto, have you guys read the book "Carrion Comfort" by Dan simmons? if not i highly recomend it, it's one of my favourite books and it's exactly about that, about some guys who could control everybody's minds and they used it in their political careers, business, with women, etc.

I'd go back to '82.

All glory to the Hypnotoad!

I would use this power for all kinds of evil. And probably some good too, when it was convenient.

I'd be invisible for all the wrong reasons

Nope, but if one was going bad she might leave a trail as she ran...

I could use my mind control to make you not use your invisibility, and then turn around and use to make the girls you want to watch just get naked in front of me. My power is stronger and better. :p

the power to do everything

and to know the lottery numbers

Just remember: With great power comes great responsibility.

I'll just stick with the ability to alter reality by force of will.

Aim high. :)

Oho! With great power comes great opportunity!