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Ksyrup 03-11-2008 03:50 PM

I'm Giving KFC the 2008 Marketing Award
 
I know it's early, but they get the "5 Penises nailed to a board" award for 2008.



This is awesome!

hxxp://www.kfc.ca/home/en/wicked_crunch_contest.php

NOTE - this is an ad, so there's no objectionable content, but you might not want to play the music at work!

Crim 03-11-2008 06:02 PM

And JEJ doing the voice-over, to boot. Nice.

bulletsponge 03-11-2008 07:29 PM

pbbbt. i have yet to taste a "hot" sandwich made by a fast food joint. there all made for yankees

Crim 03-11-2008 08:18 PM

dammit, this ain't about a product, it's marketing!

Julio Riddols 03-12-2008 06:27 AM

Great ad, but where did you find the pic of the 5 penises nailed to boards?

Also, my title for the song would be "Santa Is a Liar". I thought I heard him say that somewhere in there. That asshole (Santa) never once brought me the things he said he would even after I told him a couple weeks before Christmas at the mall. Checking his list twice.. Right.

Neon_Chaos 03-12-2008 06:49 AM

What.

The.

Hell.

Ksyrup 03-12-2008 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crim (Post 1681381)
dammit, this ain't about a product, it's marketing!


This is about taking death metal to the people!

Hahahahahaha!

I believe this is a Canadian KFC ad, though. Not sure how well it would go over in the states.

Ksyrup 03-12-2008 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols (Post 1681573)
Great ad, but where did you find the pic of the 5 penises nailed to boards?


It's the thumbs-up icon:



Doesn't really look like that to me, though.

Cringer 03-12-2008 09:32 AM

I love how when I tried to enter my name for the contest, not the song name but my actual last name, I get told NO PROFANITY.

I had to change my last name to a fake one to enter.

MikeVic 03-12-2008 09:44 AM

When they air the commercial here, it starts at the part where he blows flames.

rkmsuf 03-12-2008 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic (Post 1681689)
When they air the commercial here, it starts at the part where he blows flames.


they are trying to keep it simple for you

AZSpeechCoach 03-12-2008 10:41 AM

What kind of world is this when you can't name a song "Cock Monster From Hell" in a KFC website?

AZSpeechCoach 03-12-2008 10:43 AM

Dola

Pumpy's Penis Ping didn't work either. But, Ping Pumpy's One-Eyed Monster DID WORK!

MikeVic 03-12-2008 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf (Post 1681694)
they are trying to keep it simple for you


Now if only KFC writes a good hockey sim.

Ksyrup 03-12-2008 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic (Post 1681689)
When they air the commercial here, it starts at the part where he blows flames.


They're just breaking you in for the goods later on. There's nothing I hate more than a death metal band without a sense of humor.




Marc Vaughan 03-12-2008 05:24 PM

Well I've nominated "Cuddly puppies in love" - I thought it matched the song nicely ;)


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