Crazy Surgery Mixup
 

Nothing I can say will be witty enough to match this article...

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html

Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

Wednesday, March 19, 2008


A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

So she has two butt holes?

thats a crappy thing to have happen to you

shitty

Remember that movie "Body Parts"?

Ya.. you don't want any part of some convict's used anus.

Could have been worse... at least she has a shiny new anus to show off to all her friends!

How does it know which one to come out of, or is it evenly spread? Can she be able to make twists like the mcdonald's ice cream?

That seems like a good choice on the surface, but I'd be pretty tempted to see if they could possibly make a similar mistake. I mean, why stop now, who knows what free body part she might get next time.

Eww.

So, what do you do for a living?

Well, I replace anuses.

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