Not drunk!
 

Interesting observations made at a bar while drinking club soda (on medication that "strongly recommends avoiding alcohol.")

1. Most people really can't dance.

2. People do really stupid shit when drunk.

3. The funniest people are the ones falling asleep, but too loaded to know it.

4. The women hanging out in bars seem to be either too young, or look like they have been around the bar a long time.

5. Extremely intoxicated women should not attempt to go down steep staircases backwards when too frightened to walk the steps properly.

Nothing to do with this topic....but thought I'd post the pic:



While we were all in Vegas, my friend's wife took this pic. This guy was sitting in the hallway of some hotel/casino (can't remember which). When we came back a few hours later, he was there in the exact same position...just staring at his cellphone passed out.

Classic. Welcome to Vegas. Anyways...sorry for the digression.

Cheers!