is it ever acceptable to...
 

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is it ever acceptable to walk in on people while they're breaking up. I need ice, but my suitemate is in the middle of dumping his girl in the living room. so i can't get to the ice for my scotch (trying to be classy at midnight). They've been going at it for like 45 minutes now, and i just want a drink.

yeah - go for it.

the break might do them some good.

I think it is rude to expect more than 15 minutes of courtesy per breakup. Go in, sit down, and flip on the TV.

They obviously don't want to break up, so yeah, you might as well go in.

it is my tv and x-box, and i did refill the ice tray, and it is my scotch, and she did almost kiss me when she was drunk.

And she has been crying and saying why for the past 20-30 minutes... you know women.

bring a camcorder

I've been listening at the door, classy i know. taking a couple shots of Goldschlager to tide me over.

I never drank a lot before i turned 21, i've really made up for lost time.

invite her to have a drink with you

shes hotter than my girlfriend

"Easy Mac silently prays he cleared his girlfriends IE history so she wont stumble upon the site right now."

Yeah, definitely take a camcorder.

I worry about things like that sometimes.

*checks to see how far webcam cord reaches*

*Views Easy Mac's webcam*

Is he a bad breaker upper?

I think she's obssesive. I hear a lot of crinkling noises, they better not be having sex on my homework or xbox.

Not the x-box!


Hurry, get that webcam rolling!

Sounds like you have the potential for some rebound nookie tonight. :)

wow, now these are some fun noises.

*making note not to sit on the yellow couch anymore*

Perhaps it is time to move this thread to the dynasty forum?

If you know it's the yellow couch, then I take it you're watching?

We need somebody who is tired of their g/f, then we can make it an interactive dynasty!

For some reason there is a mirror right outside my part of the apartment... finally came in handy.

and if THEY only knew what has happened on that couch.

i'm weary of mine, does that count? A girl asked me today if i wanted to play soccer with her and some friends, and my girl said i couldn't do it, b/c we had to be somewhere tomorrow.

Girls need to learn that when cute girls ask you to do something, it only makes you look possessive and mean.

edit: damn there are some loud sucking noises.

This is a great real-time dynasty!

Dola

So is this make-up sex or breaking up sex?

i haven't determined that yet... guess i'll find out if she shows up again. Or I can ask her at church :)

there have been interesting threads that I've considered showing my wife.

then I realize what a mistake it would be to give her the link to this site. so, I smarten up and just tell her about the interesting threads in my own words.

smell the couch!

do you think they'd be weirded out to know that the play by play of the break up and the after break up nookie is on the internet?

oh well for them, they should have done it in his room, not the living room.

Random thoughts while waiting to get ice:
I need a haircut
I need to pee
I need my girl to listen to give her ideas
i need to be studying
i need to stay away from bbor, and to hold on to my underwear at all costs.

you can use the scotch to disinfect the couch later...

Walk in like you're totally suprised about everything:)

i dont want to risk bringing this to an end too soon.

Oh heck, now is the perfect time to walk through.

Do-de-do.....I need some i...holy crap dude, my xbox! and the couch! thats never going to come out!

then go get your ice, make your drink, and go back here and report ;- )

No.



Okay, now it's acceptable. :D

I know it's probably too late, but this would be a great time to sneak out real quiet like, get some ice for your drink, drop down in a chair and turn on the TV. When they ask you what the hell you're doing, pretend not to notice them. Just be really eerily calm and don't respond to any of their inquiries.

They'll either leave, or invite you in, either way, you get your ice.

shit, i just found german beer in my minifridge, its a great night.

and i probably could have chilled scotch in the time it is taking to get ice... oh well its the ambiance.

and there was just moaning.

I love this thread.

i hear keys rattling, dammit

Okay, I reconsider, now it's time for a noise contest. Download some great porn (or uh, IM me, I might be able to help you out there), then just tie it on.

Seriously, outdo them, see how long it takes for them to start listening at your door.

YOU WAITED TOO LATE MAN!!!!

Now you need to show your roomate this thread.....

LOL, Travis, you're killing me!

He never said keys rattling in a door, could be rattling in something else which would in no way indicate an end to what's happening....

Wow, that may have even scarred my own mind...

i hear talking now, damn... more nookie

What a great, GREAT idea that is! Oh man if they really aren't done, and that was just the keys falling out of his pockets or something, go for it.

Maybe it was just a novelty...

Is it a sad thing when a thread like this is more up my alley in terms of humor than nearly anything else ever posted here?

the sad thing is, i've caught them at my door... turnabout is fair play

Dude, seriously, open the door a crack and whisper, "can you guys just keep going for another minute or so? I'm not quite done..."

You playing the porn?