What's on Cheney's Sunglasses?
 

Area 51.

Pumpy Tudors with Mrs. Cheney.

Just Mrs Cheney then. Pumpy wouldn't cast a reflection. Although, I guess if you follow the Lost Boys bible of Vampires, if Pumpy was invited to go fishing, I guess he would show.

Poor Mrs. Cheney.

It's first contact. That is an emissary from the planet Nork in the Andromeda galaxy. Even with their advanced technology, it took them 500 years to get her, give or take a decade.
They have come in peace to teach us of their race, and exchange ideas with us.

Cheney is going to blast him in the face with a bazooka.

how did i get involved

This is one of those internet "scandals" I've never really understood. Even with the internet being as goofy as it can be sometime, how did anyone ever think that was a reflection of anything other than an arm, hand and fishing pole?

Sachmo wrote one of the better joke explanations I've seen.

Looks like reflect-o-porn to me.

This is so obvious.

His vision of a post-apocalyptic future?

Looking at this thread, I figured this would be one of those things where he has some emblem on his glasses like Ricky Vaughn and the little skulls.

SI

Audio of the moment seems to say, "It puts the lotion on it's body."

I don't understand why we have the close-up of the glasses and not the whole scene. Was the photographer not interested in what Cheney was doing, only what he was looking at? Seems kind of a stupid thing to get worked up over.

Most likely its a whole scene pic that has been cropped/blown up.

welp that was fun

I think that pic is NSFW.