On a scale of one to ten...
 

.... how worried should I be that Pumpy Tudors and Mrs. Leafs are now facebook friends?

14? 37?

69.

Pumpy is a PLAYA!!

John McLaughlin: Wrong! On a scale of 1 to 14, 1 being lowest degree of unlikelihood, 14 being absolute metaphysical certitude, what are the chances of Major continuing Thatcher's alliance with Bush, vis-a-vis the Iraqis? Eleanor Clift!
Eleanor Clift: I'd say about a 12.
John McLaughlin: Pat Buchanan!
Pat Buchanan: Hold it, 14 is most likely?
John McLaughlin: Yes.
Pat Buchanan: I would have to say about a 9.
John McLaughlin: Jack Germonde!
Jack Germonde: Lower, like 5.
John McLaughlin: Mortone!
Morton Kondracke: 8!
John McLaughlin: Wrong! The actual degree of likelihood is 6.5.

SI

I just want to make it very clear that she initiated the whole thing.

My mama told me Pumpy is a perfect gentleman

I don't think a mere numeric scale can hold the answer to that question.

42.

I'll go with your second choice, 37.

You should be safe as long as Pumpy doesn't schedule an appointment with her. If her Outlook calendar says "Pumpy 3:30," then lock her in a closet.

Hold on, let me check.

OK, found something.

Pumpy: 3:30 - 3:32
Silent weeping: 3:32 - 4:00
Shower: 4:00 - 6:00

Is that bad?

Not for you.

You never let Pumpy make an appointment! First law of the universe...

Happy birthday to her. ;)