Who could get UN approval for war?
 

With President Bush unable to secure the needed UN votes, who do you think would be most effective to convince the world community to take out Saddam?

No question, Sam L Jackson!

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules, pointing his gun: Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*cker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He's b- b- black....
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald....
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder.]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: NO!
Jules: Then why you trying to f*ck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't!
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*ck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be f*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

A 2003 update to the classic Pulp Fiction scene:

Sam Jackson: What does President Bush look like?

Chirac: What?

Sam Jackson (pointing his gun): Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN! I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*cker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!

Chirac: He's w-w-white . . .

Sam Jackson: Go on.

Chirac: He's short . . .

Sam Jackson: Does he look like a bitch?

Chirac: What?

[Sam Jackson shoots Chirac in the shoulder]

Sam Jackson: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Chirac: NO!

Sam Jackson: Then why you trying to f*ck him like a bitch, Chirac?

Chirac: I didn't!

Sam Jackson: Yes you did. Yes you did, Chirac. You tried to f*ck him. And George Bush don't like to be f*cked by anybody, except Mrs. Bush!

Then (at least in my mind), Samuel Jackson would pull out a lightsaber and say, "Feel the force motherfucker!"


That line better be in episode 3 man, hardly anyone as badass as Samuel L.

Martin Sheen .... hahahahahahahahahahahahahah... that liberal wouldn't support war if they nuked Hollywood.

Now the best choice would be Bruce "Let Me Join" Willis.