Women
 

Can't live with 'em, can't string 'em up and gut 'em.

Yeah you can.

Wait, women is slang for trout right?

No woman, no cry;

I've got 99 problems, wait, make that an even hundred. Luckily its nothing that can't be fixed with a little Prozac and a polo mallet.

Mother
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
Mother

Mother
Can you keep them in the dark for life
Can you hide them from the waiting world
Oh mother

Father
Gonna take you daughter out tonight
Gonna show her my world
Oh father

Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what its like
Till your bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what its

Mother
Tell your children not to hold my hand
Tell your children not to undesrstand
Oh mother

Father
Do you wanna bang heads with me
Do you wanna feel evrything
Oh father

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what its like
Till your bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what its
Yea

Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what its like
Till your bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what its like
Mother
Yea



Close enough.

Where is the poll?

In his pants.

Women. You can't live with 'em and they can't pee standing up

Is this gonna effect your trip to Vegas?

st.cronin needs to get in touch with his feminine side!

Polarize me
Sensitize me
Criticize me
Civilize me
Compensate me
Animate me
Complicate me
Elevate me

Goddess in my garden
Sister in my soul
Angel in my armor
Actress in my role

Daughter of a demon-lover
Empress of the hidden face
Priestess of the pagan mother
Ancient queen of inner space

Spirit in my psyche
Double in my role
Alter in my image
Struggle for control

Mistress of the dark unconscious
Mermaid of the lunar sea
Daughter of the great enchantress
Sister to the boy inside of me

My counterpart --- my foolish heart
A man must learn to rule his tender part
A warming trend --- a gentle friend
A man must build a fortress to defend

A secret face --- a touch of grace
A man must learn to give a little space
A peaceful state --- a submissive trait
A man must learn to gently dominate

I smell a drunken e-mail on it's way to me.

I agrees with cronin

I defer to the great philosopher.

"Women. Can't live with 'em; yep." - Al Bundy

a wise, wise man that Bundy.

SI

So you girlfriend dumped you? Its cool man. I learned not to attach myself to people other then my family. Your much older then me but keep the faith I am sure there is a woman out there waiting for you.

*If you didn't breakup with your girl ignore what i said.

I was clueless about women until I started watching "The Pick-Up Artist" on vh1. Mystery and the boys have me shaving my chest and delivering playful negs. I've collected nearly three phone numbers!

Also, get a pet snake.

i ran into a friend i hadn't seen in years
she said you know, you're goin' bald - and even on your beard
i said no shit bitch, as if i couldn't tell
you've gained atleast 40 pounds
so why don't you go to hell

And don't forget to learn some magic tricks.

Like pulling $1000000 out of your ass (or a Ferrari, maybe)?

"women's logic"

This is not the place for oxymorons...

I suppose I can ask you guys since well you guys know stuff. I had this discuss with a friend of mine and after some discussion we both felt that marrying while young is not really a good idea. Speaking for myself I feel that I am going to settle down once I am financially secure and have lived my life to the fullest. So a rough estimate would be mid 40's mostly due to the living my life to the fullest part but that can change for the right woman I guess.

Thoughts? Or am I being my usual unrealistic self?

Chicks dig the longball.

I agree marrying young is a bad idea, I was 32 when I got married and can't imagine doing it sooner, I was just to immature.

I think mid 40's is a little unrealistic if you want kids. Unless you meet a much younger woman you will be hard pressed to meet someone your age who hasn't been married before and doesn't have kids from a previous relationship. If you are ok with all that then I guess it's ok.

Bottom line is you really can't plan something like that. You may meet "the one" tomorrow and she isn't gonna wait around 20 years for you to be ready.

Got any pics of your girlfriend?


:D

;)

Well I will be honest I doubt I would marry a woman my age if I am in my 40's but I agree with you. Its just a rough estimate things can change but my weird logic tells me that marrying while broke is not a good idea. I dunno its just my thoughts, only my thoughts. Thank you.

I love how women bitch, whine and moan that there are no good men left. Then you step up to the plate and they ignore you completely to bitch, whine and moan that there are no good men left.

cause women like guys that are in the rated r movies that you aren't quite sure if they are good or bad yet, m go blue. as soon as you start talking about puppy dogs and ice cream you've lost them. oh yea and you're so fucking money and you don't even know it.

If you marry while you're broke you'll hopefully at lease double your income. ;)

I think there is something to be said for building that life together as a couple.

I also think that financial problems are what cause many young couuples to divorce.

Yep. In most cases you can be smart about your finances, but I don't know how broke you are when you say you are "broke". :) But financial problems are one of those things that can be impossible to overcome. If you have differences in opinion on, say, how much time you spend playing video games or watching sports, that can be worked out. If you can't afford the rent, that's hard to get past.

Get a Pre-Nup!!!!!

I am probably the worst person to give persona advice, but....

1. If you ever meet "the one" don't let her get away (no mater what your age).
You will regret it the rest of your life.

2. If you are wondering if the girl is "the one," she isn't.
You will know.

To be the center of attention
The moment that you walk into a room
The one that everybody mentions
And every time you pass a mirror, it smiles back at you
To be a girl must be the most beautiful feeling

To walk along inside a daydream
Underneath a sky of green and blue
To be the everlasting May Queen
And all the pretty birds and flowers are jealous of you
To be a girl must be the most beautiful feeling

And never mind the weather
The sun will always shine on you
You're gliding like a feather
A master of the art of breaking all their hearts

To be a girl
To be a girl
To be the one that everybody wants
To be a girl must be the most beautiful feeling

It's a debate I've been having too. I planned to do the same thing when I was financially secure, but I think it really depends on where you are in your life and what you're idea of 'financially secure' is and also, what she does for a living and what your expectations are for the relationship.

I think if you're considering the relationship as an extension of your 'living life to the fullest' then you'd want to do that when you meet the person and when you're both on the same page.

I just think that sometimes the curveballs that show up in life generally come without notice, without warning and when you least expect it. So while it's fine and dandy to attempt to plan with regards to what the future holds, it can sometimes be an exercise in evaluating what's important to you as you go forward and trusting yourself to make the right moves.

Probably depends on the type of woman you get, though.

My wife told me that she was the one. Thats all I needed to hear :)

Why limit yourself with that kind of thinking? If you meet a great woman, should you wait and risk losing her because she thinks your a committment phobe? Why do that just because you want to "live life to the fullest" which I'm guessing (and pardon me if I'm wrong) means that you want to sow your oats more?

I thought I probably wouldn't marry until I was in my 30's when I was 18 or so, but I met the right woman and got married at 24 and it's been the best 9 years of my life. She was 20 when we married and I know that she didn't plan on getting married so young, but after dating for 2 years, we both knew that we wanted to be together for the rest of our lives.

Exactly. We were poor when we started dating and when we married (we had a tiny cheap ceremony), but we pulled through it thanks to our combined efforts and neither of us would change a thing :)

Am I the only one patiently hoping for a subby post in this thread?

Women: can't live with em', can't herd 'em all into Canada.

Fixed.

any women he meets at that age would have had alot of pre-Noop

I'm thinking I don't want a woman Post-Noop anyway.....

No e-mail. Boy, was I wrong.

Fuck that shit. You need to marry young. We were talking about this the other night (I was 23, she was 20). At that age, you're still malleable enough to change. You get to your 30s and people are who they thought they were. If you don't get married young, you have to wait until you're 50-something to get someone willing to change.

*this post is posted while I've had some beer, so take it for what it's worth

Nothing that you're not already familiar with, I'm sure.

The solution to the debate over when to get married is very simple.

Don't.

Problem solved.

You know, we really aren't all that bad...I'm just saying ;)