Has this ever happened to you?
 

I went to Taco Bell this evening. As I was standing at the counter waiting to receive my food, I was called over by this teenage boy who appeared to be seated with his parents and little sister. I turned around to look at him, and he asked, "Is there an adult bookstore around here?"

Why the hell would I know if there's an adult bookstore around here? Do I look like I would know that? Has he been reading FOFC? What gives?

no

Maybe he knows rksmurf and recognized you from the real doll.

Had he been with a group of friends instead of his family, would you have given him the information?

I can't remember the last time I went to a Taco Bell and wasn't asked where the nearest adult bookstore was.

Your Pumpy.

Yes.

well slap my fro

Yes - the armful of pr0n likely had a lot to do with it.

Well, that or the gigantic boner.

Did he ask if he could do that too? That would be over the line.

He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, he loves me not...

Well, did you tell him?

Did you grow the mustache back? If so, it's probably the stache.

Don't lie Pumpy. You know I saw you there, with your dick in that hole.

Shorty knows where to get his porn hookup.

I'm troubled that you would know Pumpy's dick if you saw it through a hole.

I've only been to Taco Bell once, and believe it or not, something very similar to this did not happen to me.

I'm not troubled by that.

Did you direct him to your van?

Were you carrying a nerf and a toothbrush?

His sister was the one who really wanted to know... the parents just sent the brother over to ask.

Did you tell him you only read adult things in Braille?

His Pumpy?

Was his name Rizon?

Were you wearing a t-shirt with this logo?

There is one on Route 30 near Latrobe. Past the Mall and right after St. Vincent's college.

Just making an appearence in this thread.

I thought this kind of stuff only happened at White Castle, not high end establishments like Taco Bell.

cuz you look like a 70's porn star.. duh!

Look buddy, I am going to make typos from time to time and not use proper grammar, unless I read over my stuff to make sure I did it right. I know people may think differently around here but I didn't exactly pass up Harvard or Yale for A.C.T. CDL Training. :rant:

You're Pumpy. Better I hope? :D

I think it was because Pumpy was wearing his "I know where all the adult bookstores are around here" t-shirt.

You asked her for a taco.

What else could people think?

Were you driving this?

i have been asked to buy beer for kids, pawn video games for minors, even the occasional pack of sigs, but never the adult book store...

You had me at Taco bell.....

My first foray into this forum in, ohhh, 5-6 months or so, and I could not resist my return being implemented in a Pumpy thread.

Perhaps the reason he asked you about an adult book store is because you had a stack of adult books under your arm? Hmmmm?

hey wb romagoth

Thank you!!:)

Funny you show up today, I looked at my Netflix friends about 10 minutes ago and saw your name and thought, where is he.. and poof, here you are :)

Please don't think "where is Hornsmaniac"!

Nice to know someone missed me :cool:. Without hijacking Pumpy's thread, I will say that I saw your review for that Maria Carey movie a couple of months back; and I thought to myself why would you ever watch that???? :p

Where is Pumpy today? I missed his banter.....:D

He's looking for that bookstore.

Dare I ask, who is "Hornsmaniac"? :confused:

Probably scheduling new meetings and plowing accountants.

You mean he doesn't already know where it is? He probably lives in the basement, you know......"unpacking" new shipments.

No

He's cocky...yet still funny.

It's like Donnie... AND Marie.

You people are going to be sorry when I make a post that replies to every single comment made in this thread so far.

Dola

Welcome back, RomanHog.

You don't have the stones to do it! Your stones are in a jar by Kathy Griffin's bed.