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I'm getting 5,000 posts in this thread.
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We're finally gonna watch a movie today after playing the wii this whole week. |
I was up til like 6:45 AM last night waiting on a booty call that never arrived. Talk about disappointment on your weekend.
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lol - was it the lying cheating whore? how close to akron/canton is fairborn?
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ooooh 7,500 is in sight today!!!
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certainly a golden age of FOFC.
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No, it was a new find!! Days of the lying, cheating whorebag are long behind me.... MapQuest tells me Akron to Fairborn is almost exactly 3 hours. |
Can this please not be a sign of things to come?
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lol - no I meant the lying cheating whore who was in my life
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What do you mean, DC?
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Next time hit some internet porn at 2:00 AM, take a power nap, and you either get to hold out longer when your cricket does get there, or you get a nut and a good nights sleep.......You young guys never think. |
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Post Hussie |
I'm gonna get 5k posts in this thread too!
...and I'm spent. |
Whats up Snow Man let's get it thug motivation 101
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I finished GTA IV today, well the story part.
It's hot. I am getting hungry. I am horny. I want a fan blowing on me while I eat a big sandwich and bang a chick, and I want it now. |
I got kings all-in vs aces twice in the same session last night.
Of course, it was my first ever session over 1000 hands. |
what is going on here?
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Dola, closing in on 4000 I see.
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Man talk about taking an L. I took one last night/this morning as well went out and meet up with this chick. After a few hours of pumping drinks into her it was time to go back to my place where she promptly vomits. Yeah hell of a way to kill the mood. I didn't even get to nibble on her twins... :banghead: |
Hey Shorty, did you grow? Not shorty anymore? Too many requests for your Eli Manning pictures and you went into hiding?
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Posting here to find out how many I have. |
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What made 6:45 AM, rather than say 7:00 AM the cutoff? |
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I am guessing he lost his hard-on. |
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He should check under the couch. I watched "The Happening" today, which should be called "The Crappening". Wretched, wretched movie. However, the wife and I are going out to dinner for Fathers Day, and I've been told to expect a treat upon our return. I'm hoping it's something I don't feel comfortable writing about. :) |
Somehow I knew that M. Night Sham was a sham.
We watched the last two episodes of season 3 of Weeds. Good stuff. |
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5,000 all in one thread? To quote Kenny Mayne - THAT would be a record, or something. |
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Gave up on season three after 3-4 episodes. Season one was brilliant, but it went downhill in a hurry. From wicked satire to unwatchable farce in record time. |
I'm not posting here, because it's just going to be another threadkiller....and I'LL LOSE POSTS!!!
Damn. I already posted. Now I'm committed. :( |
I have absolutely nothing to add.
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I got nothin....
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Damn I'm closing in on 5k too, kewl shit.
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Easy for YOU to say.... Oh and Cringer? you MIGHT want to talk to your wife about that one little issue of yours...oh dear..did I say little?:banana: |
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Just a little mouthwash and everything should be ok. You probably don't even have to kiss her. |
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That sums up my take on Weeds as well, right down to giving up early in the third year. I may have only watched 1 episode of season 3, though. 2 at the most. |
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Speaking of M. N. S. ... I was reading last night that he's signed on to make the live action trilogy for the Nick cartoon series Avatar: The Last Airbender. |
Guess I should try for 10K in this thread
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Iron Mike? |
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Maybe. I am all for drunk sex but I am not a fan of the smell of vomit. Febreze can't beat that smell man.:eek: |
With this post I will be honoring one of the greatest names ever and won't be posting for 8 hours, the number of pro bowls he was selected to.
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Hm ....Just the opposite for me. I was hiding from a booty call. |
R. Kelly should be in jail.
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Did he park in a fire lane? I can just see you yelling "Citizens arrest!! Citizens arrest!!!" |
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I declare Father's Day the make-up day for Steak and BJ Day |
So the booty call arrived, Sunday night style. First time I mowed down a fake boob woman, it was very pleasant.
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Off the top of my head, Ronnie Lott? |
Whatever happenned to Fritz?
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