Cringer's wife is awesome
 

You know what I'm talking about!

Well, yes, but you're an admitted sufferer of head trauma.

How can we accept that as objective fact?

I think the head trauma has really messed the poor guy up.:crazy:

Boobies!

All wives are awesome because we have boobies :)

Pics plz k thks

Well, technically it's the boobies that are awesome... :D

ur right :(

Great, now I have accidental words running through my head...

DEPENDS ON THE BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!

Although, any side-boob at least looks a little good, no matter how bad it actually is from the front. When you get a nice pair from the front too, it's like a Mammary Rembrandt.

I bought my son (10 years old) a shirt while we were in Mexico, and I'm thinking I need to find a way for all FOFC men to get one...it's got color drawings of topless women, and each one has different boobs, and they all have name underneath them...there are blockbuster, umbrella hooks, lemons, etc...I'll have to see if I can scan it in or something so you guys can see it :)

The guy we bought it from thought it was hysterical I was getting this for my son and told me I was the "coolest mom ever"...my son echoed this sentiment when I gave it to him, after he stopped laughing.

Can't accommodate you on that, but I assure you - they are awesome...I have references if you'd like ;)

Your ten year old son? Seriously?

Yep. I've heard him and his friends starting to talk about this stuff...so I figured I'd rather him feel that he can talk to me about it than feel that it's some secret or something to be embarassed about.

There were rules put down when I gave it to him...no wearing it outside of the house, it's only for sleeping. It doesn't stay in his room, I was afraid he'd try to sneak it to school in his backpack or something. It stays in my dresser and when he wants to sleep in it, he gets it and then it goes back in my dresser.

What this thread needs is more boobies. (o)(o)

Fixed to double Ds

Thanks. I'm still trying to learn ASCII.

Why do I want pancakes now?

You want us to believe based on blind faith, who are you Jerry Fallwell? ;)

I told you I had references! I'd post pics, but fear of bannination and my husband finding out is keeping me from doing so...

PM then.

i would keep it very confidential and for my viewing purposes only.

Oh yeah, because of all the guys here - you are the one I trust :rolleyes:

Is it my imaginmation or have I always felt mutual trust from you?

...

:D ;) :devil:

This thread hasn't gone where I thought it would. And I had a lot of different ways it could go in my head last night when I saw it.....

I WANNA SEE TITTIES!!!!!

Well first, I thought you would be all hell yeah...then I thought when the boobie parade started asking for pix plz you would be hell yeah....then it didn't happen...and you were like hell no! And I am like....this sucks.

Then Oliegirl comes in teasing.....So when we call her references, we need the one that can tell the best story so he/she (Hey you never know) can provide the subtle literary qualities a penthouse story can have and we can visualize......

:devil: :popcorn:

Dear Penthouse Forums, you will never believe what just happened...

Fine, big babies, you act like no one has seen these pics before.......

(I decided the pics were a limited time offer.) :D

Let me get out of here now before Pumpy sees.

Speaking of boobies !


Heya Cringer....

Remember that waitress in that one border town we were at and referenced in the drunk guy thread....

I miss times like that.....:D:devil:

Mine are better...but I do think I have that same bra in the first picture! :D

Yea yea and I have a cock the size of John Holmes.

Nice Cringer. I like Loren. She helped me with some eucalyptus oils or something like that.

A 6 foot cock? How the hell do you walk around? Elephantitus gone mad.

plz don't prove it....no pix plz k thnx

I do! Loren has good taste, except when it comes to men....

Just kidding Cringer!!! :D

The second one is new to me. Thanks for sharing...

Sorry...I meant to say I have a cock the size of John Holmes' cock...

But since I was only using my left hand to type, it got tired I prematurely hit the send button.

are you sure that's the only thing you did prematurely?

Thanks for the PM oliegirl!!!

Of course it wouldn't be nice of me not to share. NSFW

hxxp://llwyd.tripod.com/gross/lasmary3a.jpg

Yeah, you are funny

I refuse to look...I'm not getting goatseyed

It's the Cameron Diaz cut scene from Something about Mary :popcorn:

Yep...Magda's old droopy boobies...blech

Sorry, couldn't resist...

:devil:

This thread still needs more boobage. None of the oranges in socks kind of boobs either. I'm talking about the kind that are so mouth watering good, it almost makes you want to cry outloud and thank the Boobie gods for giving us mere mortals a gift that only they could bestow upon us.

one time i was suckling from the teet of this girlfriend of mine and i got so into it (as did she) that i wanted to bite her nipple off. she said her knockers were sore for the rest of the day.

i was really going to town on those things too. i kept biting harder and harder and she was digging it.

what'd I do???
:confused:

i can provide you the pair you lust after, but im sure i will get boxed/banned or whatever for posting said lucsious knockers

Do you rent them out or are they keepers?

What this thread needs is a picture of a pair of Great Tits



Oh yeah...