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Dr. Sak 06-18-2008 10:01 AM

Japanese Restaurant Lets You Know If You’re A Prostitute
 
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There are a lot of times when I just want to get something to eat, but before I order a hamburger I often ask myself, “Am I a prostitute?” Well, thankfully this Japanese restaurant has provided a helpful security staff to answer my question. Why can’t my local Applebee’s take a page out of Japan’s book and kindly tell me if I will have sex with strangers for money?


Lorena 06-18-2008 10:05 AM

A Mexican Restaurant in Japan? LOL

Axxon 06-18-2008 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by bsak16 (Post 1753868)
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Uh, it looks like a Mexican restaurant not a Japanese restaurant.

JeeberD 06-18-2008 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Lorena (Post 1753874)
A Mexican Restaurant in Japan? LOL


Oh dear god, that's frightening...

Dr. Sak 06-18-2008 10:28 AM

I wonder if they have accents?

molson 06-18-2008 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD (Post 1753905)
Oh dear god, that's frightening...


They actually have Chinese restaraunts in America now too.

Desnudo 06-18-2008 10:32 AM

Where?

Lorena 06-18-2008 10:32 AM

well shit

Dr. Sak 06-18-2008 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by molson (Post 1753909)
They actually have Chinese restaraunts in America now too.


How is skinned cat chinese?

JeeberD 06-18-2008 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by molson (Post 1753909)
They actually have Chinese restaraunts in America now too.


All I'm trying to say is that it's difficult enough to find good Mexican food here in the US, hell, here in Texas. I've had "Mexican food" in Germany, and it was awful. I just wonder what passes for Mexican food over in Japan...

Greyroofoo 06-18-2008 11:19 AM

Meh, it's not like Mexican, Chinese, Italian, or whatever food is authentic in the U.S. either.

Passacaglia 06-18-2008 11:21 AM

I had really good Chinese food when I was in Madrid.

JeeberD 06-18-2008 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo (Post 1753990)
Meh, it's not like Mexican, Chinese, Italian, or whatever food is authentic in the U.S. either.


Depends upon where you live...

Kodos 06-18-2008 11:26 AM

I've always kinda wondered.... Now I can find out.

JediKooter 06-18-2008 11:28 AM

I think there's a loop hole...It says "We do not sponsor prostitutes..." Well, what if I'm sponsored by some other restaurant, can I eat at this place?

Dr. Sak 06-18-2008 11:30 AM

This reminds me of one of my favorite quotes from the movie Rocky Balboa...

Rocky Balboa: Come on Paulie, we're about to serve the special.
Paulie: Italian food made by Mexicans ain't that special.

Mustang 06-18-2008 11:36 AM

So, if I sponsor a prostitute do I like buy advertising on condoms that they use?

sabotai 06-18-2008 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16 (Post 1753868)
hxxp://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/18/japanese-restaurant-lets-you-know-if-youre-a-prostitute/


Does the person who wrote this think that China and Japan are the same country?

daedalus 06-19-2008 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo (Post 1753990)
Meh, it's not like Mexican, Chinese, Italian, or whatever food is authentic in the U.S. either.

then you are not going to the correct places.

Karlifornia 06-19-2008 04:31 AM

I think it's hilarious when people say "If Italian food is made by a Mexican, then it's not real Italian food".

It's purely circumstancial. What about these super high-end restaurants? In Yountville, there's this place called the French Laundry. Thomas Keller is the head chef. You think his ethnic background has any influence on how he cooks? If you know what tastes good, you can cook. My mom makes some good enchiladas, and she's Norweigan. And I live in a part of town that's 50% Mexican, with an "authentic" Mexican restaurant on every corner. I've eaten lengua, cezcos, cabezas, and all the other "authentic" meats and dishes that are offered at true Mexican joints. I've gone to true Chinese places and chewed on sheep intestines until my jaw was sore. I've been to sushi places in japantown here in San Jose that have a Mexican on the line. These restaurants don't hire people based on their ethnicity. They hire them based on their ability to make quality food and handle the pressure of being in a restaurant kitchen.

Sun Tzu 06-19-2008 08:51 AM

This light-hearted thread has taken an unfortunate serious turn.

:(

sterlingice 06-20-2008 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by sabotai (Post 1754189)
Does the person who wrote this think that China and Japan are the same country?


Yeah, that looks a lot more like Chinese than Japanese. D'oh

SI


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