If Your Name is Not Hornsmaniac and You Like Multiplayer Fake Football Leagues...
 

...then welcome to nirvana.

Now in its SEVENTEENTH (yes, you are not hallucinating) season, the Front Office Football League has an ownership opening effective immediately. The new owner would take control of a well-run stable franchise (just one owner over the team's long history.) The season has just begun, so you'll have the opportunity to play a full menu of games against fake football luminaries such as Thomkal, Malificent, Bing and Clintl.

We are looking for active, experienced owners that will pay attention to their team and don't mind a briskly paced schedule (three games per week - MWF).

Established FOFC members are given extra consideration.

Advantages of FOFL

- great owners, including well-known FOF strategists QuikSand, Samuel L. Jackson, Fritz, cuervo72, SkyDog, Fonzie, MalcPow, RedKingGold, Bert of Sesame Street and many others.

- long-term league moving into its 17th season (sure I already mentioned this, but good lord...SEVENTEEN!.)

- briskly paced schedule that sims three games per week and moves through the offseason without any downtime or weekend commitments (75 real time days to run a full season...it's like single player without the whimpering AI.)

- great web site designed by 34 productions and supported by a top notch forum and daychat lounge.

- cutting edge database-driven pages for players, teams and staff written by database programming wiz cuervo72.

- a host of draft tools, including combine reports, historical draft data and a customized on-line draft tool (licensed from VPI Industries).

- all of the gameday Stelmack-generated reports you can put your mouth on, plus a specialized transactions report written by shadowy programming guru Dick Dixon (aka radii).

Sounds pretty great, huh? Plus it is scientifically proven that we get more groupie sex than any other fake football league in existence.

Interested?

Please send a PM to Subby via the FOFL or FOFC boards. There is no application process required.

This offer not available to FOFC wives, girlfriends, or pirate-costumed paramours.

I'd join, but I'm assuming you don't want average/bad players.

Skill not important. I just want guys that are going to be active and interested.

Having *some* experience with a mp league is probably a plus but there are plenty of experienced owners in the league that can help you with questions.

Am I a pirate?

Well, I've been in the RWBL for 6 years, and the JBL lasted 4, so I've been in MP leagues.

I would love to join. I'll have to buy the new FOF though. I can do that in the next day or so.

Is there a link to the site, or am I missing it?

FOFL - Telling you how your ass taste since 2004

We should ask that RealDeal guy.

Dola - 'paramour' is a great vocab word.

If Schmidity joins, I'm quitting

just kidding.....

I'm even less great than Bert of Sesame Street

These guys aint got nothin on the NOFL.

Except the 17 years thing.

Oh and more members.

Plus there's the groupie sex...which sounds really nice.

shadowy! :D

hehehehe...

More Hornsmaniac discrimination....

The FOFL is sweet, if I wasn't regularly getting assfucked in the GEFL, I'd take on the FOFL

Well, I'm going to have to pull out.

We're trying to get the JBL going again, and it looks like someone is going to have to grab hold of the commish or co-commish role, and get things going. I don't have a ton of time, so I don't want to commit to the FOFL if I can't give it my full attention.

Sorry to be a cock-tease. I'm sure everyone in the league will be disappointed. ;)

This league is just not elite enough.

Get a room!

Maybe jkat' is available?

Sent you a PM, Subby. I've been talking about getting into a 2nd league, this looks like the perfect one.

man....Dick Dixon is the greatest name i've heard this year.


why are you not in porn????