What Better?? Girls of 90210
 

In the tradition of my perverted polls, I give you this edition of What Better... the girls of Beverly Hills 90210. I've gone through IMDB and collected the names of 10 women that appeared in at least 20 episodes of 90210 (which equates to almost a full season). That was the minimum requirement to be in this poll.

So I asked the people of FOFC...which one was the best?


Kelly Taylor - She was there throughout all 10 seasons of 90210. In those seasons the was shot, raped, was addicted to drugs twice, lost a baby, almost raped...well you get the picture. She had a ton of story lines. She slept with pretty much everyone on the the show except for David Silver who was her step-brother.


Donna Martin (Silver) - Donna was also on the show for all 10 seasons and married David on the last episode. She had many hairstyles and got a boob job part of the way through the show. She spent the first 7 seasons a virgin, and then turned into a raging slut. She was best known for getting drunk at the West Beverly Senior Prom which prompted the students of WBH to chant "DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES" in front of the administration building.


Brenda Walsh - She and her twin Brandon were the focal points of the series...that is until she left for England after her freshman year of college. She dated Dylan for most of her high school days, until she left for Paris and hooked up with Dean Cain while Dylan was back in BH banging Kelly Taylor. She was the initial bad girl of 90210.


Andrea Zuckerman - She was the nerd of the group who had a big time crush on Brandon. She was like Donna and held her virginity until college. But unlike Donna, she got preggo by the second person she banged and married him. She had an affair and later moved to Connecticut.


Clare Arnold - Clare was the daughter of CU's Chancellor Arnold. In her younger days she handcuffed herself the Brandon's bed. She had a relationship with David and a longer term one with Steve. She ended up dumping Steve and moving to Paris to be with her dad.


Valerie Malone - Valerie moved in to the Walsh house when Brenda left. Basically she was a whore...and a hot whore. She slept with everyone and stabbed them in the back. Later in the series she left the show right after Brandon's departure, only to return for the Martin-Silver Wedding.


Janet Sosna (Sanders) - Janet joined 90210 after the "gang" had graduated college as a secretary for the "Beverly Beat". There her and Steve took a liking to each other...had sex in a haunted house, then later had a baby Madeline and got married. They were the ones living in the Walsh house when the show was over.


Gina Kincaid - Gina rivaled Valerie in both bitchiness and sluttyness. She had a relationship with David, Noah, and Dylan. Dylan never really liked her; he would just have sex with her. Later Gina found out that her dad was actually Dr. Martin because he had an affair with Donna's dad one night in a hot tub.


Susan Keates - Susan or "Keates" as Brandon would call her, was the editor of the CU Newspaper the Condor when Brandon wrote for it. Susan was a bit of a feminist and double crossed Brandon when she wouldn't give up her summer job to travel with him when he did it for her.


Tracy Gaylian - Sweet, naive girl that Brandon dated after Susan. Tracy grew up on a farm and accompanied Brandon to see his parents in Hong Kong. She was the lead news anchor of CU TV. She had high hopes of one day marrying Brandon but that was all shot down when Brandon dumped her for Kelly.

My top 3....

1. Kelly Taylor
2. Tracy Gaylian
3. Janet Sosna

This is hard.

That's what she said.

Which one was played by TAT?

1. Susan Keates (She's hot and gets bonus points for playing Anya on Buffy)
2. Valerie Malone
3. Clare Arnold

Valerie

1. Kelly Taylor
2. Kelly Kapowski (using an assumed name)
3. Gina.

In the early years of the show, it was Kelly. By the end (and this is not the picture shown above), Clare was smoking.

Clare had the perkiest breasts on television for a while...

i never watched the show, but Gina is the yummy

1. Gina
2. Early years Kelly
3. Tracy

Vanessa Marcil is smokin. I exclude TAT from the list because she was at her best on SBTB.

If you like girls with no tits...or little boys for that matter. :p

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Anya from Buffy was in this show???????????????????????????????? I need to watch the entire series again. Her portrayal of Anya is one of my favourite characters on that show. So hot. I think I found my choice, even though I had no idea she was there.

Dola,

And she was in an episode of Saved by the Bell: The New Class?? My mind is blown.

I was like 8 when I was in love with her on there. She was STACKED compared to what I was used to.

She dated Brandon in the 6th season.

What the hell, no Emily Valentine option? If getting you high at underground raves isn’t the stuff of a high school dream girl, I don’t know what is. And she was pretty hot; in that not-actually-hot-but-crazy-as-shit-and-you-know-what-that-means sort of way.

She didn't make the 20 episode cut off.

How could you not put Jennifer Grant (Celeste Lundy) on here? Daughter of Cary Grant and Dyan Cannon, and she's smokin hot.

See the post above yours...I had to cut it off somewhere.

Well screw you then. Emily doesn't play by your stupid rules, man.

You guys have to RTFM.

Anyway, Valerie is the clear winner. I never really watched the show, but I know that.

Vanessa Marcil is an epic hottie.

:+1:

Hell yes she is. My wife even knows I have the hots for Vanessa. In fact, I think she has the hots for her too...:eek:.

I hate soaps of any kind, but this is a list of some hot chicks. My top 3:

1. Gina
2. Janet
3. Valerie
4. Clare

(Ok, I lied....my top 4) All very yummy.

I don't think I ever saw her on this show, but I have to agree. She's in daytime soaps now right?

She started out on General Hospital in the late 80's/early 90's, then did a few other things. She was in the movie "The Rock", and most recently on the show "Las Vegas", which wasn't actually that bad of a show (maybe that is because I liked watching her and Molly Sims).....

Uh, something about this just doesn't sound right. :)

Vanessa Marcil was also "The Most Beautiful Girl in the World" in the Prince video, after he wrote the song about her.

I'd like to think I'd have a chance, since she was once married to Corey Feldman. :eek:

Well, by that measure you'd have a chance with a lot of famous hotties. They pretty much all go for lame dudes. Hmm, what is it they have that we don't ... ??? ;-)

WTF????

Corey Fucking Feldman? I never knew that and was hoping to keep it that way. (Sorry, just fell out of my chair).

I think this helps me understand why I didn't watch the show. All these chicks are attractive to varying degrees, with the obvious exception of Tori Spelling.

But tThere's nobody on this list that was hot enough for me to put up with horrible writing, idiotic plots and pretty boy sissies.

Valerie,
Clare,
Brenda


Who the hell voted for Andrea?

I don't know but at least no one has voted for Donna.

Touche.... Aaron Spelling: Sacrificing boners in the name of nepotism.

I am a little surprised no one complained about Toni Marchette not being in there.

Damn, I completely forgot about her. Dina Meyer is another one that didn't get mentioned. Yum.

Donna Martin reminds me of the kid in the movie "Mask". The movie with Cher as a biker chick with her kid who has elephantitis of the head.

Wow, andrea and janet make the cut but Emily doesn't?


Christine Elise FTW. She was seriously steamy. ANd crazy, and hot in that "she's everyting you should avoid in a sexy woman" kinda way.

Damn the 20 episode cut off. I demand a RECOUNT!!

Rebecca Gayheart. She would easily be my #1.

Was close between Kelly and Brenda - but I opted for Brenda :D

No love for Carly (aka Hillary Swank)?

I wouldn't rank her #1, but she's a hell of a lot better than a lot of these chics.

I never even watched an episode of the show, but judging from the pictures, I'd have to go with Janet Sosna.

I actually didn't vote for her. Just trying to make a joke. Obviously it bombed. :)

Still funny that Andrea has more votes than donna.

Well, she was a total MILF during the high school years.