My All-Time, Anytime, Pumpy-Time Thread
 

Let me tell you about me. I lurked the FOF Forums since 3 months after the first release. I have a short attention span and can’t get into most topics and only follow a few posters. Pumpy’s posts entertain me, so here is a tribute to what I feel is a major part of this boards personality.

After thinking about the time travel thread I decided to make my own (time machine). I then decided to go pay Pumpy Villa a visit. I finally tracked him down and he was definitely up for the conversation. We sat at a table for hours talking. I grew suspicious of him when I asked him why he didn’t go to church’s and he told me he was fond of McDonald’s. You can eat there and lose weight. I went there yesterday and when I passed Ronald on the bench I could see the pain and fear in his eyes I had not seen since the day the calf died that had no asshole. I sat down to eat and he just kept starring at me wondering if I was alone and when his ass would stop burning. I only ate a little of my food and I am forever scarred from that experience, so from now on I too can eat there and lose weight.

I thought for sure he was a time traveler too by his response, that’s when I asked him if he wanted a biscuit or a Slim Jim. His eyes got big and he realized who I was. That’s when a whore busted in on us and told him that the sheriff was looking for him for what he did to the O’Brien triplets. That’s when he grabbed his pants and put them on. For some reason his horse wouldn't let him near him if he didn’t have his pants on.

Can there really be an all-time Pumpy thread? All are equally astounding.

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I heart Pumplestilskin

TCY Junkie is no n00b. More like a b00n.

The world should rename the month of May and call it Pumpuary.

When you think of vasectomies, think of Pumpy.

You guys need to search for posts by The Afoci, or just his classic dynasty: And then I grabbed her ass...The Terry B. Story.

Pumpy saved my life....I owe all the maple syrup I produce to him.

I owe my career to Pumpy.

I lost my virginity to Pumpy. But he didn't use his penis.

Who's penis did he use?

Kathy's detachable one.

I wasn't saying this was better, just try to stay on topic and never post anything thats not about pumpy. Just wanted to entertain the pumpy in one thread. Actually I thought it would be just me and pumpy in here, but you guys ruined that.

OK, TCY Junkie, I'm here. I brought the licorice and the purple halter tops, just like you asked.

Heyyyy, what the fuck are all these other people doing in this thread?

I brought the onion rings...can I stay???

I want to celebrate more than just once a year.


I guess I should take that as an insult that I'm bad at this? I have been deeply wounded and I am goin to wait in here for pumpy to console me.


Thanks, but where is the pumpy mention.


Are you a porn star?

So is this now the only thread that Pumpy can post in?

yea ok

You're fantastic. As for your deep wound, I did bring a salve. I just have to mix all the ingredients here. It shouldn't take too long, although I can barely make a fist with my right hand right now, so there will be a slight delay.

If so, that'll make some of these bitchy motherfuckers around here happy.

Hey.

+1

For more clairification...Aren't all threads with Pumpy in them, equally astounding?

Sorry, I will now leave you two alone... ;)

They accussed me of being a boon and yet they come into our thread and assume things. All-time is where I post my pumpy stuff. Anytime is really anytime I feel like it, but made a post about the wild west becasue I could. And Pumpy-Time is pretty easily understood even if most of your blood flow is in another part of your body.


Not even Pumpy can control Pumpy. Sorry Pumpy, I shouldn't have said that just becasue of that one time.


Pumpy thanks, I don't know how you got so good at applying salve. Well I do, but you told me not to tell anyone. I really didn't want you all for myself, although I wouldn't mind it you are far to much to handle for just one man.

Actually it was b00n. And its a good thing.

YOU LEFT OFF THE BRAD!!!!!!

Damn, just when I thought you loved me again Pumpy.....:cry:

I had no clue what you were talking about so I googled it. Looked it up in the urban dictionary and I guess this is what you meant.

10. b00n
Someone monkey like in their foolishness and naivety.

Like I said: Its a good thing.

You need to bring bigger rings next time, they all busted when we tried to measure Pumpy's girth.

Pumpy I got the the sledge hammers, tooth picks, and assless chaps you wanted. I don't feel comfortable doing the procedure without you, unless you want to tell me step by step what to do. I'm not forgetting anything am I? I should probably just wait for you since I don't have any lubricants left. I would tell you to bring some but, that would be like asking MacGyver to bring some duct tape.