Steamers
 

Clothes steamers, you perverts.

Anyone use them? Good, bad? Any brands you recommend or where to get them? I hate ironing and was told these work very well instead.

They work well but they're just as much of a pain in the ass as ironing.

Aww why are they as crappy as irons? Can't I just hang up a shirt or pants and steam them, and voila it's done? With ironing, I always end up re-wrinkling the side I'm not on.

back in the old days, we thought the future was steamers. technology soon passed us by.

I've got both, and to be honest, both suck. I end up throwing my shirt in the dryer (after getting it slightly wet)...10 minutes, put on a suit coat, and voila, you get the frumpy middle-class guy in his thirties look... chicks dig it...

Why do steamers suck? Don't you just hang a shirt or pants and wave over it with the steam, and it's done?

Cleveland Steamers?

Actually, I used a clothes steamer to help get the wall paper of the walls at my house.

I actually thought this was about steamed milk with a flavor shot.

Definitely calls for a "That's what she said!"

The other day during a Stanley Steamer commercial I added Cleveland Steamer in there to which the wife gave me the "huh?" look. After I explained it she looked at me like I had just violated a puppy dog sans lube.

She can't understand how people could be into that... to which I explained 2 girls 1 cup...

Still going to take you a couple minutes usually.

Mine takes like 5 minutes to heat up and you need to wave it over a shirt for at least a couple minutes. I don't know if mine sucks or if I'm just doing something wrong, but it sometimes ends up getting water spots on the shirt, which is a problem.

I never clothes steam my perverts. They're usually already too hot and bothered.

I dont understand, you give Cleveland Steamers to clothed perverts?

Dammit, typo.

Hmm, that sucks. I guess I can try one out and return it if it sucks.

This is where wives come in handy. My wife can somehow iron a shirt in like 45 seconds, whereas that same shirt would take me 10 minutes and I'd have one or two massive creases ironed into it. I don't understand her ironing voodoo, but it is certainly powerful.

I was hoping this thread would be about steamed clams and melted butter. Instead I get pooped-on chests and talk of clothes pressing. :(

Somebody needs to change their name to Hot Karl-ifornia.

The saran wrap is in aisle 6 BTW

And people laugh when I tell them I'm an inventor.