Guess why
 

I was naked outside the other day. Guess why.

Naked Thursday?

negative but a good idea

Chasing the sheep?

There is no shower outside so you weren't peeing.

Wait...was that the day Pumpy came over?

You wore biodegradable clothes in a monsoon?

All quality guesses but no. Any you can rule out anything to do with a collie being loose in the neighborhood.

You were masturbating...the collie ripped one of your balls out and took off with it. You ran to catch it?

You had no clean clothes and were picking up your hanging laundry from the backyard.

who masturbates without a shirt on?


No....hint I wasn't naked when I entered the outdoor area

Naked weed wacking!

that sounds dangerous

Bees.

The 'Girls of Hawaiian Tropic' tour bus drove by your home.

creative but no

no but I will ocassionally get naked for the ice cream truck

Smurfs Gone Wild shoot?

kind of

You fell out of the window in your Naked Room?

Orgy or Naked Freeze tag

skinny dipping?

no orgy. i'd need a mustache for that.

there were two people present including myself though

ah, very good. sexy time in the pool.

bow-chicka-bow-wow

Tell him what he's won Johnny!

complimentary sexy time with me in the pool

very nice depending upon your tastes

You're going to have to drain the pool like in Caddyshack now.

He didn't dookie in the pool. The chlorine probably killed the semen.

Were two other dudes with you?

technically I bukakked myself by diving in the pool after

that's not how it works over here, sally

Dammit, that was my first guess but thought that was way too obvious...

Ok George.

You have a pool in your yard?

You were at a gay nudist camp in northern Arkansas?

The Cement Pond.

is any shrinkage really necessary?

From what Pumpy was saying even if there were shrinkage, he wouldn't have noticed....

I got to the thread too late. My guess was he was bangin the shit out of a patio table. Unless his SO is a patio table, and he threw it into the pool for some underwater carnal action, my guess was apparently incorrect.

I thought some aunts were involved.

Was it that...

...you were taking a bath, went to get the paper, fell down, and the door slammed behind you and the doorknob broke off?

Don't worry, Lester and Eliza will save you.

Because you wanted an excuse to create a post about why you were naked outside?

hey, take it to the TMI thread.

I was naked in the Bellagio fountain tonight, but only you people know it. Keep it a secret.

me, I have a very powerfull release and don't want to mess any of my clothes up.

Pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you.

the phrase "powerful release" is underused on this planet