Second or Third Best MP FOF League in Known Universe has Opening
 

Now in its 19th (yes, you are not hallucinating) season, the Front Office Football League has an ownership opening effective immediately. The new owner would take control of a well-run stable franchise (just one owner over the team's long history.) The off season begins next week, so you'll have the opportunity to fully shape your team over the next few weeks.

We are looking for active, experienced owners that will pay attention to their team and don't mind a briskly paced schedule (three games per week - MWF).

Established FOFC members are given extra consideration.

Advantages of FOFL

- great owners, including well-known FOF strategists QuikSand, Samuel L. Jackson, Fritz, cuervo72, Ben E. Lou, Fonzie, MalcPow, Dr. Teeth, RedKingGold, Shirley from What's Happening? and many others.

- long-term league moving into its 19th season (sure I already mentioned this, but good lord...NINETEEN!)

- briskly paced schedule that sims three games per week and moves through the offseason without any downtime or weekend commitments (just 67 real time days to run a full season...it's like single player without the whimpering AI.)

- great web site designed by 34 productions and supported by a top notch forum and daychat lounge.

- cutting edge database-driven pages for players, teams and staff written by database programming wiz cuervo72.

- a host of draft tools, including combine reports, historical draft data and a customized on-line draft tool (licensed from VPI Industries).

- all of the gameday Stelmack-generated reports you can put your mouth on, plus a specialized transactions report written by shadowy programming guru Dick Dixon (aka radii).

Sounds pretty great, huh? Plus every new owner gets their choice of either a personal sex robot or Sports Illustrated football phone.

Interested?

Please send a PM to Subby via the FOFL or FOFC boards. There is no application process required.

In case Subby didn't mention it, this league is amazing, and if I wasn't stretched too thin via IHOF and GEFL (oh, and sucking at FOF MP is not a bonus either), I'd be all over it.

That sports illustrated phone looks mighty tempting....

No English, No Pants, No Problem! we always say.

i'm interested if you have room for a guy entertained by this pic:

I thought you said you look like Vin Diesel?

I PROTEST. Ben E. Lou gets included in the list of owners and I don't? We held you to 41-13, he lost 45-3. A 42 point loss is good enough to be in the heady company of Shirley from What's Happening?, (italicize it, you dick. Did you forget your APA citation rules?) but a 28 point loss isn't? With this kind of leadership, this league will be lucky to make it to it's 20th year.

CAPRIS. MOCHACCINO.

I'm dun.

Ladies and gentlemen, the owner of the team you'll be getting ^^^^^

Wow. I'm still in this league?

j/k It freaking rocks the cocks in socks.

Hey wait - I didn't get a choice in the matter. The sex robot was...forced...upon me...

Are you?