The other night I hit myself in the penis with my son's nunchuks
 

Yeah, the past hour or so I've been reading about Lane Kiffin, Rob Ryan and Al Davis. Those of you who were tortured Monday night after the Packers/Vikes game know that the Raiders were shellacked. You know, I truly am an optimistic person but the Raiders will never get better until Lane Kiffin, Rob Ryan, and Al Davis are all gone. Al is done and needs to go. Lane has said too many things since the new year to stay in Oakland. Rob Ryan is the only one I think should stay, but for most fans he should probably go too.

Oh yeah, the other night I was messing with my son's nunchuks and I accidentally hit myself in the schlong. The balls would've been a much less painful target I think.

Just a heads up:

While I don't know your wife, I am fairly certain that she won't let you play "Janet Jackson Superbowl" with your son's shooting stars. That's the line.

I had always suspected that Raiders Army was operating some sort of ninja training HQ. Confirmed.

but if thier ninja's are as dangerous as thier offense, we have nothing to fear

:)

Youtube = media star

Dear Parody Thread makers,

Don't. Just... don't.

Signed,
Everybody

You know, the goal of parody threads (while most often unachieved) is to produce some humorous line in the title that mimics a more serious one. But, really, you don't get much more odd than this title. So I would guess your request was largely unnecessary. :)

This may be one of the best titled threads ever. How could I not read it?

Awesome post.

Here's their web site:
The Official Ninja Webpage:* REAL Ultimate Power!!!!
(if anyone remember it from last time it appeared on FOFC)