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flere-imsaho 10-01-2008 10:07 AM

It's all fun and games until...
 
...you hijack $30 million of heavy weaponry on the high seas and the U.S. Navy shows up.

Somalia-based pirates have been in the news for a while, sort of low-level. This time, however, they may have bitten off more than they can chew.

Marc Vaughan 10-01-2008 10:22 AM

Quote:

When asked why the pirates needed $20 million to protect themselves from hunger, Mr. Sugule laughed and said, “Because we have a lot of men.”

LOL :D

I thought perhaps he'd use the line that it was needed to stabalise the areas financial institutions? ;)

cuervo72 10-01-2008 10:25 AM

I love that the pirates have a spokesman.

sterlingice 10-01-2008 10:41 AM

That was a great story

SI

Mizzou B-ball fan 10-01-2008 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuervo72 (Post 1848578)
I love that the pirates have a spokesman.


They didn't mention it in the story, but his name is Bob and his last job was the Iraqi Information Minister.

DanGarion 10-01-2008 10:49 AM

I thought the punchline was going to be

Til Lane Kiffin gets hurt.

Bobble 10-01-2008 02:36 PM

"All we wanted was money. Oh, that's illegal? Then we wanted to protect our fishing and ... something noble... We're patriots, not pirates. Spelling error, really. Heh, heh... We're just not very good at semaphore. ... Don't shoot."

Tigercat 10-01-2008 02:56 PM

When I have Pirates ask me for $20 million for food, I just buy food and bring it to them instead.

DanGarion 10-01-2008 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Tigercat (Post 1848818)
When I have Pirates ask me for $20 million for food, I just buy food and bring it to them instead.


You run across that a lot in the ATL?

Tigercat 10-01-2008 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion (Post 1848823)
You run across that a lot in the ATL?


Probably my own fault for keeping a barrel of rum and a suspicious looking locked wooden chest in my car.

Poli 10-01-2008 03:07 PM

Pittsburgh's baseball team is there every year if I'm not mistaken.

gottimd 10-01-2008 04:38 PM

Maybe they took "Talk like a Pirate day" too far?


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